sensei

[sensei @mosejuspher]

at this rate i think i have consumed all the elements in the periodic table in this Nairobi.

[Kipsambu Tigentiony @KipsambuT]

Wakili,can I make a miscellaneous application to lock waists with you in a manner that pleases the Lord.

[Misspreety 🤪 @Misspreety17]

Naisha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Brazil preserves Eliud Kipchoge's footprint at Parque Harmonia in Porto Alegre

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

“With this Nairobi cold, “He who has looked at water lustfully has already bathed.”

~Dr polo kimani

[Ml!puzi• @Chok3man__]

Prime Twitter was chaos 💀😂😂😂

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

Sawa Marlaw

[OPUK™ @ItsOpuk]

"usiweke samaki, hiyo niko nayo"

[dilemma @actuallyimthe]

Argentina just beat Spain at the 2026 World Cup final, 3-2.

[Kering’ @Nikita_Kering]

Golden hr🌝

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Glee Hotel has been placed under administration by Equity Bank after defaulting on loans worth more than Sh8 billion.

Kamal Anantroy Bhatt has been appointed administrator and will take control of the hotel's assets and operations.

[Ana Kasparian @AnaKasparian]

@netanyahu fuck you

[Emmanuel Macron @EmmanuelMacron]

Un but de plus pour Kylian Mbappé. Contre le racisme cette fois. Tout mon soutien. Quand les mots salissent, nos valeurs répondent : dignité, respect, fraternité. @KMbappe 👏

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

20,000 households in Ol Kalou to each receive a full gas cylinder, grill, and burner from the government for Ksh1,500

[sensei @mosejuspher]

@MrBeast 229017 pennies

[sensei @mosejuspher]

@MrBeast 54321 pennies

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

more statements than trophies this season

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Nadedi😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Sir KELVIN🎩 @Kevoh_254]

Gaidi after any slight arguments:

[chart data @chartdata]

Drake, Wizkid and Kyla’s “One Dance” was the first song I ever tweeted about.

At 1:11PM PT, exactly one decade ago.

[Matt Kaminsky @matty_kam]

END OF AN ERA: Reports indicate SAM 29000, one of the iconic VC-25A Air Force One aircraft, may have completed its final flights after 35 years of service. The heavily modified Boeing 747-200 served every president since George H.W. Bush and became one of the most recognizable aircraft in the world.