CabronHimselifu

Good at what i'm good at except what i'm not🚮

[CabronHimselifu @moses_rwanda55]

Unfortunately, System been down lately! Dem sey, dem sey dat No document. Wetin be di document?

[Rwanda Revenue Authority (RRA) @rrainfo]

Ufite ibikorwa bibyara inyungu? Menyekanisha avansi ya mbere y'umusoro ku nyungu wa 2026 hakiri kare, wishyure bitarenze tariki 30/06/2026 kugira ngo wirinde ibihano.

[CabronHimselifu @moses_rwanda55]

Therapeutic😚😚😚

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

The best anthem in the world.

Enjoy. 😂😂

[CabronHimselifu @moses_rwanda55]

Clock it!

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Iphone vs Samsung vs Pixel

Three phones. All make calls. All send messages. All take photos.
Yet they aren’t the same at all.

APPLE - doesn’t sell phones. It sells status, simplicity, and belonging.
You buy an iPhone for the feel: smooth, premium, safe, familiar.
It’s for people who value identity, comfort, and the quiet signal of “I’ve made it.” Not about specs. About how it makes you feel.

SAMSUNG - plays a different game. It sells power, freedom, and possibility.
Bigger screens, more features, more control. It’s for people who want options, customization, and the ability to push the device to its limits.
Not boxed in. Just built for more.

PIXEL - ignores both status and spec wars. It sells intelligence and usefulness. Smarter photos, cleaner software, AI that works quietly in the background. It’s for people who value practicality, convenience, and experiences that just work.

Same industry. Same function. Different values.

And that’s how it works in life too.
Not everyone wants the same thing. Some chase status. Others want freedom. Some want simplicity. Others want intelligence. Others just want peace.

The wrong question is “Which is better?”
The right question is “What matters most to me?”

[Central Bank of Rwanda @CentralBankRw]

#HappyEaster! A season of reflection also reminds us of the importance of wisdom, trust, and safeguarding what we value most.

The National Bank of #Rwanda has noted recent social media promotions suggesting that the Rwandan Franc (FRW) can be used to buy and sell crypto-assets, often accompanied by promises of unusually high returns.

We wish to remind the public that, under Rwanda’s current legal and regulatory framework:
•The Rwandan Franc (FRW) remains the only legal tender in Rwanda
•Crypto-assets are not recognized as legal tender and cannot be used as a means of payment
•NBR-licensed financial institutions are prohibited from converting FRW into crypto-assets or vice versa
•The use of crypto-assets to purchase goods and services in Rwanda is not allowed
•P2P crypto trading involving FRW, including acting as a merchant or intermediary, is unauthorized.

The public is strongly encouraged to avoid any crypto-related transactions involving the Rwandan Franc. These activities carry significant financial risks and currently provide no protection or recourse in the event of loss.

Until a comprehensive regulatory framework is established, anyone engaging in such transactions does so entirely at their own risk.

#BNREngage
#KnowYourCentralBank

[CabronHimselifu @moses_rwanda55]

Dat "Anything fi Assnal downfall, i'm there" Part🤌🤌🤌🥳🥳😂😂😂

[Goals Side @goalsside]

Chelsea fans, would you take a loss to Manchester City if it meant Arsenal FC don’t win the Premier League? 😅

🎬: [@brfootball]

[Goals Side @goalsside]

Chelsea fans, would you take a loss to Manchester City if it meant Arsenal FC don’t win the Premier League? 😅

🎬: [@brfootball]

[CabronHimselifu @moses_rwanda55]

@Spinaaaaa17 Kimwe numunyagwa uri kunyega Psg! Bose ni ibihone

[CabronHimselifu @moses_rwanda55]

@Spinaaaaa17 He's found his his level😄 akana kari kwica akanyoni bangana🥳

[CabronHimselifu @moses_rwanda55]

@Spinaaaaa17 Nuko kugitwara kuri yo ari ibya danje nyine😁 izo zindi ibikombe ni utuntu zimenyereye ntankuru iba irimo.

[Formular™ @MrChelsealad02]

Another Very Quick Friendly Reminder That Chelsea Have Won It All.

[CabronHimselifu @moses_rwanda55]

😁😁😁

[Cleland jr 🦍 @Official_clev]

Headmaster: ‘if you hear your name, pack your bag and go home’

Me:

[CabronHimselifu @moses_rwanda55]

😁😁😄

[Maymies @Tringers__]

“Smokers worrying about dark lips”

Their lungs :

[CabronHimselifu @moses_rwanda55]

@Spinaaaaa17 Hey @grok . Which is the biggest football club in London? And why? Break it down.

[CabronHimselifu @moses_rwanda55]

So Bruv couldn't wait to laugh when he gets home🤦Diabolical!

[Precious @ilemidunf]

Save this video, it’ll be useful soon 🫵 🤣

[CabronHimselifu @moses_rwanda55]

Bruh been straightforward af😅😂😂😂

[Akayezu Jean de Dieu @AkayezuJa]

Igitego kiza nk'urupfu 🤣🤣🤣

Umutoza Bekeni yasetsa n'uvuye guta nyina 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[CabronHimselifu @moses_rwanda55]

Ndasuze🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[Ngomi100⚒️👹 @ngomijanaaa]

Ni yihe mbogo igusekeje cyane muri izi😁?

Me : Reka turebe pele 😁😁😂😭

[CabronHimselifu @moses_rwanda55]

@Spinaaaaa17 😁😁😁😁😁

[CabronHimselifu @moses_rwanda55]

Preeeaaach!

[Eric @ericmaverick250]

Bagabo / Basore,

"𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐁𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃."

Uyu uri kurira ni Tiwa Savage, 𝐮𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐦𝐲𝐚𝐤𝐚 𝟒𝟓 (𝐃𝐢𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐞 & 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫), ejo bundi hashize ari gutaramira abafana be!

Ari kuri "stage", yaraturitse ararira ubwo yaririmbaga indirimbo ye yitwa "𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲'𝐬 𝐒𝐨𝐧"!

Iyi ndirimbo hari aho igenda igaruka ivuga ngo:

[𝐂𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐮𝐬]
Somebody’s son go find me one day
One day
I don dey wait don’t stay too far away
Somebody’s son go love me one day
One day
I don dey wait don’t stay too far away
One day, Yeah yeah yeah

Somebody, somebody
𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲’𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐠𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲
𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲
Somebody, somebody
𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲’𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐠𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲
𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲!

Aya magambo yamwibukije imyaka irenga 45 amaze kugeramo ari wenyine (𝐃𝐢𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐞 & 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫), umutima uranga uramubyimbana araturika ararira.

Ariko usubije video y' ubuzima bwe mu myaka ye y' ubukumi na "fame", wasanganga yuzuyemo imvugo zikurikira:

"... nta mugabo nkeneye mu buzima bwanjye ..."

" .... marriage nta mumaro wayo ..."

"... ndi hagije..."

N'andi menshi ntarondora.

None ubu nibwo yibutse ko ibyo yaba atunze byose ariko nta mugabo mu buzima bwe byose ari 🚮

𝐔𝐛𝐮 𝐧𝐢𝐛𝐰𝐨 𝐲𝐢𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐞 𝐤𝐨 𝐤𝐮𝐛𝐚 "𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫" 𝐮𝐠𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐚 𝐤𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐫𝐚 𝐮𝐦𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐰' 𝐮𝐦𝐮𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐮 𝐮𝐫𝐢 𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐮𝐫𝐚 𝐧𝐤' 𝐮𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐚.

Umwaka ushize, hari "interview" yakoze yivugira ko ari tayali yo kuba yaba umugore wa 2 ariko akabona umugabo mu buzima bwe!

Murumva urwego ibintu biba bimaze kugeraho?

"𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐦 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫."

𝐍𝐢 𝐠𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐲𝐚 𝐮𝐛𝐮𝐳𝐢𝐦𝐚 𝐛𝐰' 𝐮𝐦𝐮𝐤𝐨𝐛𝐰𝐚/𝐚𝐛𝐚𝐤𝐨𝐛𝐰𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐰𝐞?

Ni uguhoza mu kanwa kawe ubabwira bene aya magambo:

- "... umugabo ntacyo avuze mu buzima bwawe mu gihe cyose witunze kandi wibeshejeho..."

- "... shishikarira kuri career yawe nta kindi... ugwize ubutunzi kuko umugabo ntacyo avuze ..."

- "... ufite amafaranga ntabwo wabura n'ingaruzwakibero ikwirukaho inyuma ..."

- "... nushaka no kubyara uzabyihorere, nubundi urababyara bikarangira bahindutsemo amabandi, indaya,...."

- "... nukenera umwana cyangwa abana, kandi ufite ifaranga, ubu amategeko yarabyoroheje ushobora kuzashaka aho ugura intanga z'umugabo ubundi ugashaka uwo ukodesha akakubyarira ariko utagombye guta umwanya muri izo mvune zose ..."

"... 𝐣𝐲𝐚 𝐮𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐤𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐰𝐚 𝐁𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐋𝐚𝐝𝐲, 𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭, 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧, 𝐞𝐭𝐜."

Nguko uko muri kurera no kwica (mubizi cyangwa mutabizi kubera ibigare mugendamo) ababakomoka irukiryi!

Umunsi yageze mu myaka ya za 30+, amaze kugwiza buri kimwe cyose gishoboka, numwegera ukamuganiriza witonze uzaba wumva agahinda kazaba kuzuye mu mvugo no mu maso he niyo yaba yateyeho igishahuro gipima toni!

"𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐦" 𝐲𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐰𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐲𝐚 𝐮𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐨 𝐧𝐭𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢 𝐤𝐢𝐲𝐢𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐳𝐚."

"Success can’t cuddle you."

"Fame can’t build a family."

"Strength doesn’t cancel loneliness."

Ntugatinye kugorora no kurinda umukobwa/abakobwa bawe niyo nyina yaba atari muri uwo mujyo.

Umunsi yakuze/bakuze nibwo bazasobanukirwa neza ko utababereye umubyeyi gito ubabuza kwigenga no kwisanzura.

Nibwo bazamenya ukuri ko ibyo wabakoreraga rwari urukundo rwinshi wari ubafitiye rwo kubarinda ibyanira na za kagoma zuzuye hanze aha.

"𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 '𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲' 𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐞𝐧, 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦." (Tiwa Savage)

Rinda ibikingi byawe.

#BagaboBasore

𝐁𝐨𝐧𝐮𝐬

Za kizunguzungu zose burya mwirirwa mubona kuri iyi mihinda zihizunguza uko bwije uko bukeye agahinda gakomeye zigendana kazwi gusa n' imisigo n' amashuka ziraramo iyo bwije zisanze zonyine hagati y' inkuta 4!

P.S: "How you interpret it is none of my business."

📸courtesy

[CabronHimselifu @moses_rwanda55]

My Fav Phone model fi an utmost reason😁😁

[Insane Reality Leaks @InsaneReality]

The Samsung vs Apple debate might end here

[CabronHimselifu @moses_rwanda55]

I felt it in my balls🥳🥳🥳🥳

[𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 @badboy_jerry]

This Joao Pedro goal lives rent free in my head at the moment.

The goal was a ROCKET 🚀 🤯 https://t.co/nbps5T9XYU