John Paul DeCuir

[John Paul DeCuir @moseses]

@elonmusk This just in; richest person ever declares that every other human on earth needs to accept that they are weak, and also wrong, adding "Get gud, noobs."

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@mcuban hey mark, if you're rounding up to the next million, could you set aside 50k of that in my name?

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@billburr #OldDads is infuriatingly hilarious. You crushed it with this one. Go fuck yourself!

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@Drewdactyl dude im still waiting on a family pirate session

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@Bordash someone took the fun plug out of those grenades

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@Fi1es @SeaOfThieves @TheTatoTunes @drewdactyl

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@Cbaldi71 @kron4news the bridge goes east west

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@ms_supervisor @kron4news you're always saying that? thats weird.

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@ElijahSchaffer right to work...sure.

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@JHochderffer @olompali1 @kron4news they did eventually stop, technically...

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@TeamKiller86 @blurayangel dude the last of us 2 is soooo much better than the first story.

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@Drewdactyl 80 is the new 30

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@Drewdactyl im down

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@Drewdactyl you are hilarious

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@timomoraru @elonmusk if indeed you better believe it. been training my whole life for this, as far as i can tell

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@elonmusk look, if youre gonna send one man up on a rocket, it needs to be me. im fucking ready, Elon.

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@elonmusk au Contraire, mon fraire

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@elonmusk @SecBlinken it works, illuminati configured, well done

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@MeidasTouch president prizoner 2024

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@elonmusk you're definitely right. i have seen the light. thanks for all your righteous efforts. others will wake up soon.