Moses Goldfarb

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@NoContextHumans

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Tonight’s viewing of @PrimeVideo’s presentation of #ThursdayNightFootball was made possible by my Model: AKB74475433 D. Vordingborg Non-Universal

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@adamc1983 @SadBadgerFan @PFTCommenter So true

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@SheaSerrano

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@RyanDivish

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@Mariners

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@hen_ease Worst rules in sports

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I simply cant get enough of these things

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Shocking behavior from @buddanthonydiaz

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@Mariners Again

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@Mariners Keep getting away with it

[Moses Goldfarb @mosesgoldfarb]

Crayondy Jackson

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@chrisvanarts

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Feels so long ago now, life was so much simpler 🥺

[Moses Goldfarb @mosesgoldfarb]

Pee is stored in the stomach and so is poop and the poop floats in the pee like pickles?

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@jon_bois exclaiming “been there!” after reading this j-man tweet

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@buddanthonydiaz https://t.co/CdoMbrTg2q

[Moses Goldfarb @mosesgoldfarb]

In 2017 I was on tinder date at a bar, from my perspective it was going well. At some point I got up to go pee and while I was peeing I accidentally sharted in my pants and had to make some excuse to abruptly end the date and we never talked again.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I meet so many people who read twitter every day, but almost never tweet.

If I may beg your indulgence, please add your voice to the public dialogue!

[Moses Goldfarb @mosesgoldfarb]

Oh god oh no it’s Uncle Ben Swolo

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@Mariners DFA Skittles yesterday