HumbleHusband99

Ten million dollars cash any less is unacceptable

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@colinrfer thirst trap?

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$hmoplife

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

More American males now wear bracelets than eat stew

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@cigzone Here’s What You Can Do To Stop The Skeleton Monster [SWIPE UP]

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Elvis was fucking obsessed with “rockin”

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@colinrfer I’ve been reading Don Delillo’s novel Mao II

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Genuinely love the sound of my car keys.

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Quite enjoyed this song that played before my showing of The Batman this evening https://t.co/xtbFE1Vfju

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https://t.co/5k313nOHBA

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Hay just hit $7 a bale… I gotta stop riding my horse to the saloon

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1 piece of media that made me a worse person https://t.co/ss9Ey2CfzF

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@lurkybro Bumper sticker

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https://t.co/gSFPc6KFJJ

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