Brittany Jane

am I twitter famous yet?

[Brittany Jane @mosgolicious]

we back in this mf

[Jorge @xoj42]

chemistry teacher: did you know that protons have mass?

me: I didn’t even know they were catholics

[Krista Fullerton(: @kristaaaaaaa_]

So in my roommates lab, one of her classmates has a service dog and apparently service dogs also have to wear lab gear &...

Y’all.. just look how cute this is

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. we are going to have a great day. whether you like it. or not

[David Cicilline @davidcicilline]

I miss having a President who didn’t embarrass us every week.

[Brittany Jane @mosgolicious]

@TheRealTommyP @gracehartman_ your future doggo

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

every night we have cheese time. this is when i am presented. a single slice of cheese for consumption. i know exactly when cheese time is. and delaying it for any reason. is against the law

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

outside is larger than you think. which is why i always have my leash. so the human doesn’t get lost

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i like to leave as much of my hair. around the house as possible. it is my confetti. i am a party

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Maggie. Today she visited the ocean for the first time. A wave splashed her but she waved back to indicate no hard feelings. 12/10

[Brittany Jane @mosgolicious]

Yo you ever wonder if you’re legit invisible?

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. the human needs a break from the world. so i grab my leash. drop it in their hand. and we take a walk. where all we have to focus on. is putting one paw in front of the other

[Michael V. Drake @UCMichaelDrake]

Welcome to @OhioState's 421st Commencement. One of my favorite days of the year! 🎓 #OSUgrad

[jacy @jackypburns]

Today’s the day!! @gracehartman_ 🙌🏻👩🏻‍🎓💃🏻✨‼️

[Brittany Jane @mosgolicious]

Is this a wet dream?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I wonder if the New York Times will apologize to me a second time, as they did after the 2016 Election. But this one will have to be a far bigger & better apology. On this one they will have to get down on their knees & beg for forgiveness-they are truly the Enemy of the People!

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human likes to cover my eyes with my ears. and pretend there’s been a power outage. i go along with this. because it makes them very happy

[Brittany Jane @mosgolicious]

Have you ever forced your boyfriend (( or anyone )) to make a Twitter do you can send them funny tweets?

[Brittany Jane @mosgolicious]

Best tweet I’ve seen in awhile #truth