Jacob Elika

A day without love is a day without life.

[george w bush @georgejibjab]

babies drinking the bleach under the sink

[Peter Holderith @_baldtires]

First five seasons of Mythbusters:

we could've crashed any car but let's crash this rust-free two-door 66 impala and it's body is straight as a fucking die

[charred skeever hide @low_dosage]

I've always wondered how many people's last words were some variation of "oh shit." Probably a lot

[Josh Deburnke @DrDeburnke]

Cmon man 😭

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

Has been discussed to death but “As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realize there’s nothing left” is an unbelievable opening line

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

This will be the third time we adapt the Dark Phoenix storyline, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it

[Timothy McLaughlin @TMclaughlin3]

Exceedingly luck to have been caught in Cambodia and not Singapore.

[Gene Park @ OTAKON @GenePark]

robert pattinson should show nolan final fantasy 7

[Mads @_hoopsfan]

So two WNBA players placed bet on the game and instead of condemning it, the WNBA itself posted a playful clip about it? There’s a different level of privilege for some players in that league because we know others would immediately be dismissed.

[Rita Repulsive @myc0latt]

If i ever get back into dating and discover that someone i thought I'd really clicked with was using an ai assistant to manage our relationship the whole time i would kill myself in a way that redefines how the world thinks of suicide

[mar @knottedhairs]

we need to bring back setting your friends up. right now i got two friends serving life for a crime they did not commit

[St1ka @St1ka]

I'll never get tired of seeing Rei Happy or being a normal person

[No Cats No Life @NoCatsNoLife_m]

Rabbit freezes in fear after being caught by cat.

[੯‧̀͡⬮ zhu beilin @coIormetrue]

fake hashtagger i would have said #addicting

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

This cave has waited a thousand years for this moment.

[Matt Bevan @MatthewBevan]

Marine mammals are the most insane group of animals. Like what do you mean you sleep in a place where have to wake up every few minutes to go find some air to breathe.