Hannah Peterson

you're a glorious headfuck thing. now own it.

[Hannah Peterson @moshmelk]

$hanzgroovin #CashAppBitcoin

[Cash App @CashApp]

You can now instantly send bitcoin to other $cashtags for free, right from your Cash App.

To celebrate, we’re giving out $1 million in BTC. To enter, follow us & RT this post w/ your $cashtag & #CashAppBitcoin. Void where proh no purc nec. End 3/18 Rules: https://t.co/FsLOPfwD66

[Hannah Peterson @moshmelk]

$hanz.groovin $hannahblissflower #CashAppBitcoin

[Cash App @CashApp]

You can now instantly send bitcoin to other $cashtags for free, right from your Cash App.

To celebrate, we’re giving out $1 million in BTC. To enter, follow us & RT this post w/ your $cashtag & #CashAppBitcoin. Void where proh no purc nec. End 3/18 Rules: https://t.co/FsLOPfwD66

[Hannah Peterson @moshmelk]

Emerging from my Twitter darkness to expose some shitty racist white-savior bullshit from an old ACS grade school teacher 🤷🏻‍♀️
Read.
Share.
Expose on.
(Sucks when your prodigy kiddos end up with a REAL education, doesn’t it?)

[Hannah Peterson @moshmelk]

@LostAngelesCity This is solid content 💕

[Hannah Peterson @moshmelk]

@katenash peek-a-boo 😉✨🥰 #NXTRiverside

[Hannah Peterson @moshmelk]

I have a knack for calling these bad boys out... And LA is gettin a lil too rumbly for my own comfort 🗺

[World Earthquakes on the Map @MapQuake]

M4.62 - 23km NNE of Barstow, CA
Mag: 4.62
Depth: 3.77km
Date-Time: 2020-01-25 03:03:35 UTC
https://t.co/i27Pe4YBlJ
#USGS #Earthquake

[BoJack Horseman @BoJackHorseman]

lets be real this is more of a casserole than pizza but im into it thanx chicago

[Ashley MacLennan @90feetfromhome]

American friends, just for the sake of my own interest and to prove a point...

If you have ever avoided going to the doctor because you're afraid of a bill you can't afford, please RT this.

[déia @partygirlu2]

┏┓
┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love,
▔▏┗┛▕▔ support & respect
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
Keanu Reeves +
Alexandra Grant
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

[James Willems @JamesWillems]

What's so controversial about what Martin Scorsese said? I agree with him!

[Hannah Peterson @moshmelk]

Out of the 3 malls I’ve been too in Chicago,
I’ve fucking BEEN IN THIS MALL MAN! Wtfff

[Lav @ecophresh]

i think we should give trees guns

[Hannah Peterson @moshmelk]

Just had to say “no” FIVE TIMES before a customer would stop asking me for my number.
FIVE TIMES.
It went like this:
“can I have your number?
Can you give me your number?
Why don’t you give me your number.
Give me your number.
Are you sure you can’t give me your number?”

[anime hottie✨ @gettinganimated]

Toonami is so important 💜

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

sex on your wedding night:
• awkward
• disappointing

un-tying the ribbon around your neck, causing your head to fall to the floor:
• unexpected
• Goth as hell
• honeymoon prank for the ages

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I am a:

⚪️ guy

⚪️ girl

🔘 millennial

Looking for:

⚪️ a boyfriend

⚪️ a girlfriend

🔘 a way to prevent global warming because if I see one more nature documentary with a dying polar bear I will lose my shit

[Meg Turney @megturney]

Apex?! Really?! God dammit we are so ridiculously stupid.

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

2)They all must think I’m way more famous than I am, but they also must think I’m way more easily intimidated than I am. If anyone is gonna make money or likes off my nipple, it’s gonna be me. So here it all is, you foolish dorks.

[Elyse Willems @ElyseWillems]

Tomorrow is #DOGust 1st the universal celebration / default birthday of shelter dogs. Adopt responsibly, and take care of these sensitive sweeties.