Captain Morgan

being horrible is one of my best qualities.

[Captain Morgan @moshoff]

I'm so fucking tired of people using their mental illness/shitty life as an excuse to treat people like shit.

[Captain Morgan @moshoff]

a year later & this is still my life lol

[Funny Quotes @FunnyQuotees]

manager: you can't use your phone at work
me:

[Captain Morgan @moshoff]

you can't survive like this.

[karls 🫶 @hipposdotcom]

2010 me needs to chill

[Captain Morgan @moshoff]

@emILY_X0xo 😊😊👋🏼😊

[Daniel Serrano @xcxniel]

me: I want to die
me: but I don't wanna kms
me: so you'd rather live?

[Captain Morgan @moshoff]

not true lol https://t.co/xRf2dnTZtx

[Captain Morgan @moshoff]

i wish that you were me, so you could feel this feeling.