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Should have started this a long time ago

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Dad: what are you going to get me for my birthday
Mosi: a medical kit for chopped uncs

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((Driving by a beautiful pink sunset sky)

The sky is my new girlfriend

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Well. I miss my daddy when my daddy’s not there and I miss my mommy when my mommy’s not there.

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Somebody stole the rainbow

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Hey mom, are there pills to give you like a ginormous Adam’s apple?
I don’t know, why?
Because if there is, can you please let me know because I really want a ginormous Adam’s apple.
And I want it when I’m, like, a kid.

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When I’m older I’m not going to drink coffee or … beer.
Because beer makes you drunk.
Does drunk last forever?

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Mom. What does SSB stand for?

SSB?

Yeah.

I have no idea.

A Super Sigma Boy.

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Went to Lego camp. Learned how to armpit fart.

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You’ll never guess what I saw… Legs. No body.

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Daddy, he’s not only strength with his muscles, but his strength is most powerful in his heart.

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Mama. You’re the heart of the family. Daddy is the strength of the family. And I am the endurance of the family.

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Daddy’s heartbreak eggs

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My favorite plague is no more toilet paper #passover2025

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This chai is like medicine or something

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This is my first time in India and I’m already pretty amazed

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I can’t wait to see the magical waters of India

- on route to the airport, YUL ✈️ DEL

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The horizon is where the sun and the earth meet

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Suggestments

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Why is a building called a building if it already built?

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I don’t make sense, I make dollars.