MosquitoCoastApparel

From the caustic coastlines of the Caribbean to a sweltering Gin bar in Comoros, Mosquito Coast garments will protect you! Website and mailing list coming soon!

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Last year I spent six weeks suffering from dengue miasma in a shack on the desolate Mosquito Coast. From then on my life’s mission has been to produce the world’s best Hawaiian shirt! A piece of armor for the most brutal tropical environments

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@procrastixote They didn’t speak english, terms were agreed to via hand gestures. Here’s hoping!

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I have secured passage to the new world on another shrimp boat. Farewell sunny Zanzibar!

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Islands at the end of the endless earth, mysterious and dangerous, the source of this world’s power is the tropics. My shirts distill this into a wearable form and make you its vessel

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If I had to fight off a gang of attackers and you offered me a sword or a Mosquito Coast shirt, I would take the shirt every time

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@SVVVAYED Obviously

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My garments protect you from the elements, tropical diseases, hangovers, dangerous wildlife, bullets, CIA heart attack gun, DUI checkpoints, IRS audits, plane crashes, lightning strikes, voodoo, and unwarranted criticism of your fashion choices, but still better safe than sorry

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@cynomaxxx Thank you! Very cool that a snow leopard can use this app!

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A fun Hawaiian shirt is all a man needs to win at life. Remember that.

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I survived the onslaught with minimal injuries! This morning at the bar I heard a tale from a man with no arms of a fierce predator that stalks the misty jungles of a far off continent. I must capture its likeness on a shirt! Farewell Zanzibar, I make for the Pacific!

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I am now deeply in debt to a local peddler. I am shacked up in this cabana, preparing to be besieged. My days in Zanzibar are numbered, but I trust my Mosquito Coast shirt to keep me safe from any canon fire!

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I am now deeply in debt to a local peddler. I am shacked up in this cabana, preparing to be besieged. My days in Zanzibar are numbered, but I trust my Mosquito Coast shirt to keep me safe from any canon fire!

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Zanzibar is well known for its crab fighting rings. I am very inebriated combing the beach tonight wagering my remaining funds at the many ramshackle arenas

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My shirts are made from the finest mosquito silk. Every shirt bought is 100 billion mosquitos exterminated!

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@General_JWJ I took a bartending course in Trinidad once, I think I am qualified to speak on this

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Many forts litter the island of Zanzibar, they remind me of the battles of old. If you ever find yourself in such equatorial perils you better hope you are wearing Mosquito Coast garments! They will protect you from ALL tropical dangers!

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@real_geckoecko Thank you!

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I hitchhiked to Zanzibar on a shrimp boat from the Seychelles. I expected there to be many bars here due to the name, instead there are stalls with wares from the heart of Africa! Here I search for the most exotic prints and leathers to be delivered to you dear customer!

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Sunrise in tropical Zanzibar! I have awoken hungover on the beach after dozens of Gin packets I bought on the mazelike streets. These are the lengths I go to supply you, dear customer, with the finest Hawaiian Shirts the world has ever seen!

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@real_geckoecko @ObtainerOf Updates soon 🫡 Thank you!

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Last year I spent six weeks suffering from dengue miasma in a shack on the desolate Mosquito Coast. From then on my life’s mission has been to produce the world’s best Hawaiian shirt! A piece of armor for the most brutal tropical environments

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The Mosquitia Rum Club, famous gathering place of scoundrels from across the Caribbean for hundreds of years. In the 1930s Ernest Hemingway killed a man in a barfight here

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@General_JWJ Wow! Very fun and tropical!