Moss

the beautiful game 🦊 full time driver 🚘 part time degenerate 💰

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

The BBC commentators in this Portugal-Croatia game have spent most of the match trashing @Cristiano and saying he should come off. Then he has a brilliant goal narrowly disallowed, and scores a superb penalty. And they’re STILL saying he should do more. Pathetic.

[Loïc @Fremond_]

Time to short Deliveroo.

[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

The reaction of the far-right when they hear a school has decided to protect the health of children and close for the day.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

I'm sure it's just a coincidence. It's definitely not what scientists have been warning us about for the last 30 years.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

He says “up the RA” for £86

…imagine what he’d do for £5m.

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Portugal players when they realize that if they pass the ball to their striker, he actually scores goals…

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Endrick “I’ve just got my dogs ashes back”

Ancelotti:

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

“Full access” 😂

[UltraNosk @UltraNosk]

Mulan for Americans

[LeftSideOfHistory @leftsidehist]

100% of right wing outrage is just not understanding how anything works

[Moss @moss_sirisom]

When the Mrs asks for a £300 Ninja knife set

[Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Rob Kenyon has called for all knives to be banned.

[Sai Ishaya @Sai_Ishaya_]

It's absolutely baffling to see the backlash against this announcement.

Imagine complaining that the UK is securing a multi-billion-pound private investment.

Let's look at the actual numbers: taxpayers are funding £1.3bn for local roads & a new rail station. In return, Universal is spending £5 billion to build the park and another £1 billion operating it.

Bedford(& the UK) gets 28,000 total jobs, a massive revitalization of a former industrial site, & a projected £50 billion economic boost.

The sheer cynicism around projects like this is exactly what holds the UK back. If we treat massive, job-creating investments as something to be outraged about, we only guarantee our own economic stagnation.

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

What the fuck are you talking about?

[Bluegrass Bulletin @KYDailyNewsRn]

@NYCMayor

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

The republican mind is amazing. Zohran has been in the news for:

- balancing the budget without cutting services
- raising taxes on the rich
- cracking down on shitty landlords
- freezing the rent
- universal childcare

what, exactly, is "lunatic" about that? This guy supports a war criminal pedophile rapist con man. That's actual "lunatic" shit.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

When we came into office, we uncovered a $12 billion budget deficit.

Today, I’m proud to say we brought it down to zero.

We didn’t close the gap on the backs of working people.

We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets and making historic investments in public housing.

Call it Pothole Politics. Call it Democratic Socialism. It's government that delivers for the people who make this city run.

That’s what New Yorkers deserve. And that’s what we will keep fighting for every single day.

[Stu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Boldyboy1975]

Imagine going for a pint ,then go viral 🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣