Edmund “Pinch and Roll” Fitzgerald

UST ‘92 | 2.4 Handicap | Bulge Bracket | Jettas Enjoyer | Tommie Give Day ‘06 | 10X AWL | Gay Son

[Edmund “Pinch and Roll” Fitzgerald @mossisboss01]

I’m still registered in AZ and voted for @amyklobuchar

I am 5’8 and play QB for the Minnesota Vikings

[U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement @ICEgov]

If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you.

There will be no escape.

[Edmund “Pinch and Roll” Fitzgerald @mossisboss01]

Since when did Michael Jackson buy the Colts? #expand

[WISH-TV News @WISHNews8]

#Colts owner & CEO Carlie Irsay-Gordon sends a strong message to general manager Chris Ballard and head coach Shane Steichen:

"We have been very clear with Chris and Shane... the sense of urgency for them to deliver and perform has never been higher."

[Edmund “Pinch and Roll” Fitzgerald @mossisboss01]

Where bro looking

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Philadelphia 76ers 7-footer Ariel Hukporti has sustained a season-ending ruptured right Achilles tendon, sources tell ESPN.

[Edmund “Pinch and Roll” Fitzgerald @mossisboss01]

Congrats! @KDTrey5

[Edmund “Pinch and Roll” Fitzgerald @mossisboss01]

Mid season form! #expand

[Samuel Petersen @theearthstars]

@y0_Rob

[Edmund “Pinch and Roll” Fitzgerald @mossisboss01]

Is there a guardian cap under his hat?

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

The @Vikings improve to 3-0 on the season!

@MeganOlivi caught up with Kyler Murray after the road win over Tampa Bay

[Jack Boike @BoikeJack]

@PardonMyTake @ChevyTrucks Randy Moss in Minnesota

[Edmund “Pinch and Roll” Fitzgerald @mossisboss01]

@BigRedUST Ban em from Plums too

[Edmund “Pinch and Roll” Fitzgerald @mossisboss01]

There’s no shot

[Max “Trojan Horse” Goldstein @zetabetatrojan]

👍

[Edmund “Pinch and Roll” Fitzgerald @mossisboss01]

Drank a white monster so fast my ears started ringing

[Edmund “Pinch and Roll” Fitzgerald @mossisboss01]

Season over. On to 2027.

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Thanks to the Vikings for having me out today. Fall can’t come sooner.

[Edmund “Pinch and Roll” Fitzgerald @mossisboss01]

Every time I call an Uber I pray it’s @SkolBros

[Edmund “Pinch and Roll” Fitzgerald @mossisboss01]

This is nothing. Just wait for the #kirkiversary

[ye @kanyewest]

ALL OF THE LIGHTS

[Edmund “Pinch and Roll” Fitzgerald @mossisboss01]

@colincowherd wipes back to front

[Edmund “Pinch and Roll” Fitzgerald @mossisboss01]

Nothing wrong with Big Don rocking the substitute teacher build in the big 26 #ahh

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Seriously, what is going on with Trump’s rear end here? It looks like he has some sort of contraption back there

[Edmund “Pinch and Roll” Fitzgerald @mossisboss01]

The worst guy you know just bought an Alo hat

[Edmund “Pinch and Roll” Fitzgerald @mossisboss01]

Intern’s final presentation to management (me)

[Edmund “Pinch and Roll” Fitzgerald @mossisboss01]

Don’t tell Jaden Daniels that beer was 5% ADV

[Henny James @ItsHennyJames]

That beer he drinking must be some pressure 😂

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

Bond with a beauty 😮‍💨