Davis Mossman

Perfecting the art of saying things only I find funny

[MOONDOG Ultimate @MoondogUltimate]

There’s been lots of chatter about our new sun hoodies!!! We decided to raffle some off! $5 for one entry, $8 for two! The number of entries we have will determine the number of jerseys we raffle off! Drawing names at 6pm MST 8/1 (tomorrow). DM for details. Store closes on 8/2!!

[MOONDOG Ultimate @MoondogUltimate]

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[MOONDOG Ultimate @MoondogUltimate]

☀️😻👀👀 https://t.co/dJckOvf7D5

[Matt @MattBaumann11]

@MoondogUltimate I am sorry about the delay pictures are on the way.

[MOONDOG Ultimate @MoondogUltimate]

When we say, “we got that dog in us” this is what we mean

MOONDOG 2023

[Davis Mossman @mossnfoss]

Hit a longtime goal recently, 1000lb club for deadlift+squat+bench! Gonna be a big red flag for teams trying to steal a bid from NW mixed region

[RB (Ringless Bitch) @RyB_311]

This really might be the coldest role player moment in NBA history.

[Bozofest @Bozofest_]

It isn't too late to sign up for Bozofest! The link is in the bio. Bring a team to the best Memorial Day tournament west of the Mississippi.

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Post this to make a transphobe mad guaranteed

[Bozofest @Bozofest_]

Bozofest 2023 sign up costs go up after tomorrow! Get your team signed up now - link in bio.
Come to win glory and our nearly 40 year old traveling trophy, or just come to have a good time.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

JUST IN: Reps. Justin Jones and Justin Pearson will likely be reappointed to their seats after they were expelled from the Tennessee House!!

For Jones, his now empty seat will be filled by the Metro Nashville Council, and a majority of members already say they’ll reappoint Jones back to the seat for the duration before the special elections occurring later this year.

For Pearson, The Shelby County Commission, which has a Democratic majority, is expected to do something similar.

This is GREAT NEWS! 💙

[MOONDOG Ultimate @MoondogUltimate]

Open practices and tryouts are just around the corner! Fill out the tryout form to stay in the loop about preseason practices, scrimmages, workouts, tryout details, and more:

https://t.co/ELHkNPAxsb

[Davis Mossman @mossnfoss]

@_michaellee24 If you budget, you can travel with us like crazy

[Davis Mossman @mossnfoss]

@_michaellee24 https://t.co/DMBaP6G81B

[MOONDOG Ultimate @MoondogUltimate]

MOONDOG is back for 2023!

Want to play frisbee with us this year? Fill out our tryout interest form to stay up to date on tryout opportunities, practices, workouts, hangouts, and other fun stuff:

https://t.co/paSb9l5qBF

[Davis Mossman @mossnfoss]

Made an enemy in my neighborhood today, I really am an adult #dinkleberg

[Utah Wild Ultimate @UTWildUltimate]

#11 Kyla Crisp is a calm presence but a threat with the disc in her hands, which is often
Kyla started playing early on with @MTPillowFight & has experience on @MoondogUltimate. Fitting, since she is a dog-sitter on the side! Kyla is back for her 3rd year https://t.co/SQNk9cWj9y

[Davis Mossman @mossnfoss]

@NCSUalpha @NCSUalpha twitter undefeated as always

[Davis Mossman @mossnfoss]

Submitting a form on how to improve our customer satisfaction, best answer I’ve had is “make customer aware of reality”

[Davis Mossman @mossnfoss]

@DickAndSauce @r_rudnic Coolant and brake fluid are freezing in cars here, basically the helicopter scene. Just used two jump packs at the same time to start a PT cruiser 🫠

[Davis Mossman @mossnfoss]

EVERYBODY PANIC