flamboyantcuttlefish

They/Them
Here, Queer and full of existential fear.
#zeitgang

[flamboyantcuttlefish @mossycryptid]

If straight dudes that go down on each other don't call them brojobs, they are wasting my time.

[flamboyantcuttlefish @mossycryptid]

@Slate Our Lowes in Bellingham, when asked where the air conditioners were, replied that they were on aisle 0 in Fantasyland.

[flamboyantcuttlefish @mossycryptid]

@PatHartman_ @johncusack Rehab would indicate he actually wants to try and stop

[flamboyantcuttlefish @mossycryptid]

@MBichaels @netflix Too soon!

[flamboyantcuttlefish @mossycryptid]

Hey @ChuckSchumer, the Senate should remove @SenTedCruz from office for going to Cancun. His conduct undermines public confidence and he should be removed for leaving Texans behind. #FledCruz https://t.co/ItwBodCnKa

[flamboyantcuttlefish @mossycryptid]

@CBC_Colorado Enroll here today, you too can become an insurrectionist!

[flamboyantcuttlefish @mossycryptid]

@jamieloftusHELP Absolutely amazing first episode, I am fully invested.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Trump should be remembered as the man who demanded Hillary Clinton be ‘locked up’ while wishing Ghislaine Maxwell ‘well.’

[tired and queer @laylaanne]

Reminder being a cop isn’t even in the top ten most dangerous jobs in the US. Sanitation workers have a more dangerous job. Don’t let them lie to you. #DefundThePolice

[flamboyantcuttlefish @mossycryptid]

@MrSexsmith 🧐😬🥱🤘🐙

[flamboyantcuttlefish @mossycryptid]

Summertime anthem!

[Dj Suede the Remix god @Remixgodsuede]

REMIXXXXXXX #YouAboutToLoseYoJob 😂😂😂🕺🏾😎🙏🏾🖤

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Parrot playing peekaboo with the cat from across the street 😄

[DJ BBQ @stepheniscowboy]

imagine how fucking angry the rat that controls gordon ramsey must be all the time

[flamboyantcuttlefish @mossycryptid]

@StevenRayMorris Sweet Beatles tumbler yo!

[flamboyantcuttlefish @mossycryptid]

@JanelleMonae @JSim07 This show is amazing!

[flamboyantcuttlefish @mossycryptid]

@Lady_Harlot No, when I got my mortgage they took my cool card away.

[flamboyantcuttlefish @mossycryptid]

Bumping @princessnokia as I #vape on my way to @PPFA to pick up my #testosterone and I can't wait to get home to try these new #CBD gummy bears after I have #avocadotoast for dinner. Am I peak millennial yet?