The company i work for is a stingy motherfucker.
I sold one million dollars worth of appliances. ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Second year in a row. What do I get?
A $10 Sobeys gift card.
I always start worrying about what I'm gonna do for Hallowe'en around this time of year, bc im extra and make my costumes and never* repeat. Coworker and I were spitballing today, and I'm p sure I wanna do medieval. Like, knockoff GOT medieval, y'know?
Anyway, found the pattern