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Chekii, I have a name to protect.

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My problem is…i want it all by 25

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If I reshare your WhatsApp status without editing the caption, just know you have sense.

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It's like am gatekeeping myself,eii

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The standard procedure for y'all in every contribution and donations;It counts though, continue giving in.

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College plays a big role in turning you from 18 yrs real quick to 25 yrs; considering how it took long to get to 20 from 10.

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Sunday is the most bipolar day of the week. At first it’s great then it just turns on you for no reason.

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This thing ya the the early bird catches the worm must be meaning the the bird whose father knows the worms; coz to me It has always been about the known bird, otherwise you gotta be that dove.

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There's this lady who taught me, “???” is such a top tier response to a very stupid text."

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After a failed nap attempt, been listening to an interaction my neiba was having with his young boy to wake him up for school. It took almost an hour for the prep until I heard them stepping out now ready for the bus. Hope u guys will make great parents with Ur lowkey marejs

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valentine is such a funny period for most situationships, feels like judgement day for the rest of you with no msimamo. however me and mine expect anything or not.

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This coming week I will be having a completely fresh start btw. As an unmarried dude, I have done my laundry including the clothes I was wearing today. I will be chilling nekked the whole day.

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Am becoming dumb vibing to isikirimu isikirimu 🎶 on tiktok, please recommend serious movies and series. 'Ozark' recommendation was great, you can bring your dirty monies I wash; my girlfriend too could be in need of the Korean & Nigeria typa shii

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You people had those motivational speakers in your school?, How delusional they were to prove their point. At the moment they could be like "the F in February has nothing to do with what you think but financial stability" then the serious you, could put it down on paper

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When some lady is pouring out her heart unto you, explaining her side of the story of what happened btwn her and his main main before things went south alafu uskie 'now mind you' in btwn the conversation just know some sht about to start making sense

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SHE: a nigga would ask you what you want for valentine and get you nothing.
HE: yep, that's the point. It's the thought that counts

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When its finally my turn to drive you long distances my guys, Mkijaribu kulala pia mimi nalala" I can't be spending most of my nights trying to convince myself that one day life will be worth living then mjilaze Tu

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The embarrassment that comes with, stretching your hand out to greet somebody who was reaching out his hand to a nearby person not you. so you have to pretend nothing happened; keep Ur hand stretched, get a matatu and disappear

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if a ngga cheat code plan starts with a "All you gotta do is..." y'all going to jail

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Lower ur flirting skills gentlemen.This guy hitting on my bestie bestie like, "si ukuje kwangu nikupee soda". my guy nmeforwadiwa;lkn where is the effort boy. Try this, kuja kwangu nikupikie, hii itanasa. Anyways kwani y'all don't like soft drinks anymore?