Most Everyone

i am most everyone and i speak for most everyone.

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This whole President-Elect thing sure feels like an M. Night Shyamalan movie.

[Most Everyone @MostEveryone]

Silly @realDonaldTrump. Tweets are for kids.

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Wishes @realDonaldTrump and @HillaryClinton have fatal accidents tomorrow so our country doesn't.

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This lady made being yourself famous. @Whisper https://t.co/TfMP5plOoY

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I'm waiting for Donald Trump to announce
Kanye West as his running mate. @Whisper http://t.co/dv6d7WsLNB

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Does @realDonaldTrump know the history of the US? #ohhh! #imigrants

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Every nerd out there is the perfect guy,
except for:
The way we look
The things we like
The aw... @Whisper http://t.co/Gufl6h4BlN

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There are so many @apple watches now, you have to not own one to stand out. #oops

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My secret:
I can successfully fold
a fitted sheet.

Yes, this has gotten
me laid. @Whisper http://t.co/aOHRZSFpy8

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I may forget your name right after you said it, but that's because I'm too busy reading you. Aries problems
@Whisper http://t.co/lArpxXAADs

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@llcoolj can someone PLEASE @SpikeLSB 'Turned Down for What' ? #LipSyncBattle

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Anybody else think he's talking about Interstellar? "Intro” Matthew McConaughey and the MKC: Official Commercial: https://t.co/SsEKlWcPuN

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If her bra and panties match when you take her clothes off it wasn't you that decided to have sex @Whisper http://t.co/q30KzagTcR

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I just saved a bunch of money on child support by switching to condoms!!!! @Whisper http://t.co/tVt3TnMW6J

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You know you're getting old when you think about food more than sex. @Whisper http://t.co/ChIStJ0plN

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Dear Craigslist,

Whisper has put
your personal ads
out of business.

Sincerely,

Horny... @Whisper http://t.co/jzU5buI5I7

[Most Everyone @MostEveryone]

Dear drunk self,

McDonalds does not have the Whopper and eBay is not a place to make friends.

@Whisper http://t.co/0O5RbpdVuL

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Out of all the apps on my smart phone, the phone is the least I use. @Whisper http://t.co/cZGekBVheO

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That Smarts, Apple. http://t.co/4J9xutGrOI

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Ha!