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@manutd UTFR

[brokelikejoc @mosthated_potso]

we were raised to believe 1 is the first number

but really, million is the first number

[humanzee @chimp_mode]

I hate that part at the dentist where they have to touch your penis

[Giza @Givenkazeni]

Ah Jo, if she says sorry ke ire byang.

[brokelikejoc @mosthated_potso]

@sindiisocool probably bcs of your age not the weed😭🕊️

[EB10 @astonvilla___]

Youri Tielemans vs Arsenal

[Kopano @borntobirth__]

day 1 no gooning.

[BIGSAM :) @badghel_sam]

This Xhosa traffic cop said to me, ‘Ufuna ukundi nyoba?’ I was so confused, until I remembered what ‘bribe’ is in isiXhosa. 😭

[. @playboicurrryy]

"everyone stand up"

everytwo:

[🇻🇮 @MuskCaughtAP]

Said bye to my Grandma 5 times in 3 minutes and she still hasn’t opened her purse yet

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Niggas be in Walmart with they Baby Mama like:

🛒🚶🏾‍♀️ 🚶🏾‍♂️

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

“Don’t worry, my dog doesn't bite”

The dog:

[✍️ 🇦🇱 @10blended]

ngl Messi has lowkey lapped my father in the family ranking

[Will @L0nz0_Mo]

Niggas used to post mood on their story and it would just be porn

[fresh a munch @FreshyT33]

Okay!

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑™🕷️ @shemadcute_]

you never realise how much you need new underwear until you wanna link up with someone.😭

[SIR AHMED @midopido21]

Rodri vs France

Reupload

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Youriiiiii. ❤️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Youri Tielemans to Manchester United, HERE WE GO! 🔴🇧🇪

United activate €41m release clause into Tielemans’ contract at Aston Villa, verbal agreement also with Belgian midfielder.

Andrey Santos done + Tielemans next after Éderson deal called off on Friday. 📈

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

Life during the 4 seconds before Connor McGregor’s knee exploded

[❄️ @JustBeTweeting]

It’s a nigga that bet his last on mcgregor

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

“dad, how was prime Conor Mcgregor?”