You’ll do.

It's almost certain your activist mock outrage would be fuck all use on a desert island. Go and sit over there with the other people we're going to eat.

[You’ll do. @mostly_grumpy]

‘Bit disappointed the gift shop was closed, would have liked a wider choice of sandwiches in the cafe’

[You’ll do. @mostly_grumpy]

If there is an extinction level event in the highly unlikely scenario that I’m offered a place in a bunker I’ll politely decline. I’d rather sit in a field with my dog and watch the flash than deal with office politics in a cave I can’t leave.

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Me: Why are you quietly asking everyone to stockpile emergency rations like it ain’t no big thing?

The Government: No specific reason we haven’t told you about. There’s no likelihood of something we know about happening and us hiding it until it’s too late. Why would we lie?

[katie @pipterino]

I love twitter

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@AndieDelicacy @Ginger_Tucci I’m just glad G didn’t text anyone at 9pm on a Sunday night expecting them to sort out the issue like they have magical powers in regard of M&S

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@WindyBeaver

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@philp83 I think you’ve had more than enough of them, Sir.

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@BlasterCommon Dads understand. The how much dance is a thing of beauty.

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Grifvinted.

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Her BMI is ‘healthy’, sir.

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@DeenaldTrump They’re all the same, dreadful. The banks, not your friends.

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@AndieDelicacy I’ve kept some for your stocking.

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My hayfever has been horrendous the last 2 days.

That’s it. That’s the tweet.

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Fucking hell lads, Lemsip are £7. @andyburnham sort it out fella.

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@AndieDelicacy

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@idlewildgirl I’m late but I’m also saying sealskinz

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Pretend you’re a 1980’s high school teacher by wearing a copper bracelet to ward off arthritis

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You don’t hear much about those St Christopher medal pendants with a fold out list of emergency contacts and medical conditions anymore.

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Because I went to a city on Sunday looking for cars, I’ve been near people and tonight my nose is running like a tap I’m getting a cold. First of the year. Before home working this was a 6 times a year occurrence.

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Where’s that spoon been?

[Gregg Wallace @GreggAWallace]

Cameo Messages - birthdays, engagements weddings or a promotion. Make somebody smile with a cameo message.

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@MattyHayes22 @CostaCoffee