Ambigious Parking Ticket

Building things I like

[Ambigious Parking Ticket @mostly_noir]

@JackMal94371989 @GreenOnionDuck That’s project management not software engineering. No SE loves these agile bullshit

[Ambigious Parking Ticket @mostly_noir]

There is a fallacy of comparing working hard vs working smarter

You can only work smarter after you have worked hard and discovered redundancies that can be automated.

[Ambigious Parking Ticket @mostly_noir]

This calmness is my final form

[BigSkillz @SkillzBig1]

The average person can't do a muscle-up. These guys just battled to 21+ Then a 5-round tie-breaker with mandatory hangs.

[BijanBowen @bijanbowen]

Had Claude Fable 5 log network packets and display them as cars on a highway, different car types = different packet types

[Ulrich @UlrichFY]

"Lorsque les femmes nous aiment, elles nous pardonnent tout, même nos crimes. Quand elles ne nous aiment pas, elles ne nous pardonnent rien, pas même nos vertus." - Balzac

[billion 🏖️ @mamuzoBV]

a Nigerian woman who loudly proclaims that “marriage is not an achievement” is often desperately eager to get married asap. and that description fits 99 out of 100.

having tried earnestly yet without success, she shields her disappointment by projecting an air of indifference and independence. left to her own wishes, she would have been married 7 years ago.

this is the age at which many pivot toward feminism and misandry, nursing resentment toward men for failing to value them highly enough to make them wives.
it's is precisely why you're shocked at times to see women you once thought despised men suddenly become loving and affectionate the moment they find a partner; promptly abandoning their feminist rhetoric.

the declaration, therefore, is little more than a coping mechanism. what women say and what they truly want are very different.

[keji @mhiz_tura]

As a lady, why did she even play with them?

[Thinker @Thinker5243]

150$ if you can bend a piece of reber

[Animation Universe 🌌 @animiuniverse]

Just realised his voice is adman sandler

[millán 👑 @Millxn265]

Series para hombres:
- agente secreto salva el mundo
- jefe de una mafia
- macho alfa en un apocalipsis
- banda de tipos duros hacen una misión
- héroe rebelde en un mundo distópico

Series para mujeres:
- sexo con millonarios
- sexo con delincuentes
- sexo con deportistas
- sexo

[Sera-Jade,𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓭 𝓾𝓷𝓬𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓸𝓻𝓬 @SeraJadeAtPSA]

This story will stick with me because when China announced it's historic victory in being the FIRST country EVER to ELIMINATE extreme poverty, part of that included free clean drinking water. After the announcement, it came out a particular village still had dirty water and...

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Bolt CEO Ryan Breslow fired the company’s entire HR team because they were “creating problems that didn’t exist.”

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

Trump and Putin travel to Xi. Xi travels to Kim.

[Тsфdiиg @tsoding]

Microsoft doesn't want you to know this

[Gezegen ve İnsan @gezegenveinsan]

Bir çizgi film sahnesi hiç bu kadar gerçek olmamıştı;

[S p r i n t e r @SprinterPress]

Trump announces that his attack on Iran is being postponed for "two or three days" at the request of the Gulf vassals

[Arnold Bernault @ahitposter]

microservices were invented 15 years ago in a closed room meeting by executives at microsoft google and amazon to increase cloud billing costs and juice their revenue numbers

they put men on the moon with a pencil and calculator

you dont need 60 microservices to load a webpage

[AJAC @AJA_Cortes]

Revealing in how women fundamentally don't understand and misunderstand the male psyche