TJ

Don’t hate the Thea, hate the game.

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

"If you can't do everything perfectly then kill yourself." -Deepak Chopra

[TJ @MostlyArms]

My dad thinks I should focus on getting a masters degree and becoming an internet personality…

[TJ @MostlyArms]

So many men want to marry and they’re all liabilities

[TJ @MostlyArms]

Yes.

[TJ @MostlyArms]

There are no drugs in my house rn :(

… I mean there are enough prescription drugs here to kill me, but no fun ones…

[TJ @MostlyArms]

I wish I were dead, but unfortunately I am alive.

[TJ @MostlyArms]

When @Grimezsz said in @parisreview ‘I don’t think AI likes art.’ - I felt that.

[TJ @MostlyArms]

The algorithm god loves it when I interact with posts!🙏

[TJ @MostlyArms]

Humiliating myself online for free! Unless anyone wants to pay for it…?

[TJ @MostlyArms]

I’m a bad hang. Other ppl like being around me, I just don’t like being around them. Thats a 50% at best.

[TJ @MostlyArms]

Back to being a starving artist again…

[TJ @MostlyArms]

Worse things have happened to better people.

[TJ @MostlyArms]

I’m at such a weird and sexy place in my life *over medicated on Prozac*

[TJ @MostlyArms]

At my age ppl start asking, do you have a family? No. Do you have pets? No. They go, what do you have? I go, peace and quiet 🙏

[TJ @MostlyArms]

Damn, my life is so good. I better not die…

[TJ @MostlyArms]

When u have a crush on someone, if u touch them accidentally it sends an electrical shock thru ur body with the equivalent voltage of a police taser

[TJ @MostlyArms]

NO, Carrot Top! We need u now more than ever!

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

Scott "Carrot Top" Thompson is recovering in a Las Vegas hospital as of Sept. 18 after reports of the comedian's alleged suicide attempt. https://t.co/fxJ9JInwyp

[TJ @MostlyArms]

Free the internet!!

[TJ @MostlyArms]

And even then, don’t speak.

[TJ @MostlyArms]

The first rule of being an admin is don’t speak unless spoken to

[TJ @MostlyArms]

I just saw a an ad in my dream. Opt me the hell outta that one