Wade Wilson

Because I'm #!$&ing Deadpool, that's why. #SSVerse #Canadian #WhatFourthWall?

[Wade Wilson @MostlyDeadpool]

“Who wants some?” https://t.co/R1OEQlcoUL

[Wade Wilson @MostlyDeadpool]

@WoS_Spidey Death would have frowned if she could have. Wade had never explained what a chimichanga was, but she now knew what a chancla was.

[Wade Wilson @MostlyDeadpool]

@WoS_Spidey —they waited for life to take hold of the hero again.

[Wade Wilson @MostlyDeadpool]

@WoS_Spidey —reminded herself of all of the other things Wade liked before asking her burning question. "What... is a chimichanga?" she queried as—

[Wade Wilson @MostlyDeadpool]

@WoS_Spidey "He's waking." Death responded. "You are not a simple piece to replace..." she told him cryptically, looking at him appraisingly. She—

[Wade Wilson @MostlyDeadpool]

@WoS_Spidey —taking an accusatory edge.

[Wade Wilson @MostlyDeadpool]

@WoS_Spidey —light and sound Wade disappeared into a blink of light into the distance. Death turned toward Peter. "You save lives." she said, her words—

[Wade Wilson @MostlyDeadpool]

@WoS_Spidey —your lot in this world, but your other option is returning without." Death warned before she nodded. "So when does the–"
And in a blur of—

[Wade Wilson @MostlyDeadpool]

@WoS_Spidey —they were lovers for fear that Death would not laugh at that. "Are we outa here?" He asked the lady in front of them. "You may not like—

[Wade Wilson @MostlyDeadpool]

@WoS_Spidey "/Close/. It'll get less weird when you're out of this fog…" Wade reassured, resisting the urge from the core of his being to tell him that—

[Wade Wilson @MostlyDeadpool]

@WoS_Spidey —"I got your back. We're headed topside again, Spidey." Wade reaffirmed, clapping the hero on the shoulder. "Nothing else needs to fix."

[Wade Wilson @MostlyDeadpool]

@WoS_Spidey "He had nothing to do with what brought you here." Death said simply, watching him curiously. Perhaps Wade saw something more than she did…—

[Wade Wilson @MostlyDeadpool]

@WoS_Spidey —that for me." Wade told him wth the utmost confidence. Death inclined her head in a regal nod toward the hero, verifying Wade's claims.

[Wade Wilson @MostlyDeadpool]

@WoS_Spidey —said, not waiting for a response before continuing to talk. "You're not perma-dead. Just a little not-alive right now. She's working on—

[Wade Wilson @MostlyDeadpool]

@WoS_Spidey Wade quirked an eyebrow under his mask. "Maybe Ms. Wilson one day when I finally kick the bucket. This is Death. Total hottie, right?" He—

[Wade Wilson @MostlyDeadpool]

@WoS_Spidey —he told the hero, waving him over as if having a conversation with Death were completely normal. "This is bae, by the way." Wade explained.

[Wade Wilson @MostlyDeadpool]

@WoS_Spidey —Death replied, tilting her head toward Peter and garnering Wade's attention. "Hey... Looks like there's not time for incorporeal tag."—

[Wade Wilson @MostlyDeadpool]

@WoS_Spidey —silent before turning from Wade. "Not in the permanent sense." she replied lowly, for his ears only. "Beginnings need endings first."—

[Wade Wilson @MostlyDeadpool]

@WoS_Spidey —almost imperceptibly before her head turned. "Did he die?" Wade asked her quietly, not realizing how close the hero was. She remained—

[Wade Wilson @MostlyDeadpool]

@WoS_Spidey "Tag's a thing people do when they want to be chased." Wade had explained with a sure nod. The darkness within Death's eye sockets changed—