cash

rain rain rain

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

Like do you know how hard it is to explain to people that the best video of all time is about the ghost of a Puerto Rican Michael Jackson impersonator

[blaire erskine @blaireerskine]

Rep for Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) says he wasn’t dead in proof of life

[Goldie @GoldieLoxGG]

The way this is perfect on multiple levels

[pickle @picklezazs]

asked my sister if she wanted anything she said no and now she wants my fries

[pickleton 🥒🌸✨ @wetpickle]

it’s 3am and i can not stop laughing at this video

[@bealdhild.net on bsky @alxbldhld]

@Hammilionaire not even their best tbh.

[Mia Moore @StopTweetingMia]

People keep asking why the crowd isn't laughing, and I'm 90% sure this is an open mic.

And for an open mic where most people are too young to know Rodney Dangerfield, this is absolutely fucking killing.

A real comedy audience is gonna go ballistic for this.

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

I have to watch this every time I come across it. It's the guy who can't stop breaking until they decide to just leave those clips in for me

[Max Garcia Davison @MaxGDavison]

Costco executive members walking in at 9am:

[Zaza Waybright @Le_Unorthodox]

He’s genuinely so fucking good at this shit

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

When I check out with $377.40 worth of groceries and the cashier asks if I want to donate a dollar for starving children

[normal guy @notsotroubled]

Literally can't stop watching this

[susie 𓆟 @_qwertygrl]

he maxed out the city services so they’re giving him simcity challenges

[RetroReina @RetroReina]

I’m so done with Glitch’s approach to merch. Fuck blind boxes dude. That’s all they fucking do now 😭

[Samuel Rhee @SamuelMRhee]

I think the funniest possible reaction to watching a movie about the Odyssey is "hmm the Trojan War sounds really interesting I'd like to see more about what happened there"

[balta 🇦🇷 @BGarcN2]

circe the odyssey

[cash @mostlygeneric]

Odyssey this, odyssey that .. WHEN AM IIII gonna get my odussy ate???

[VR @VRuas1]

Y ya sacaron el primer clip

[Witch @witchwounds]

this is the most romantic thing I've ever seen please please PLEASE eat a rotisserie chicken barehanded with me

[cash @mostlygeneric]

@labslabbb Genuinely has to be ragebait, and like.. props to them because I got angry reading this and am commenting here to discuss it because?????