Hannah

wise ass

[ivan : ) @JoannaNewSum41]

The airport tried to destroy my body, morale and agency. It was no match for my unrelenting positive outlook

[Hannah @mostlyhair]

just have to say..I've seen something like this a million times since initial tweet. hack. humiliating. and i'm sorry

[Hannah @mostlyhair]

honored and humbled to announce i have been invited to apply for the Venmo Credit Card

[Hannah @mostlyhair]

@_dramby let me retweet you. let me

[Hannah @mostlyhair]

@_dramby woman of my dreams

[amanda @jailedamanda]

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 41st year in a row

[jackson @squashedlikebug]

I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues

[Hannah @mostlyhair]

when you try a new natural deodorant and it's like oh so thiiiis is why it was on sale

[Hannah @mostlyhair]

god I love toilet humor

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

I just went number 7

[Hannah @mostlyhair]

@_dramby WAIT SAME

[Hannah @mostlyhair]

peeling dry contacts off my night table in the cold, unforgiving light of day

[Hannah @mostlyhair]

sourdough pretzels and a raspberry la croix. cant tell me nothing

[Hannah @mostlyhair]

Two whiskey cokes I’m DMing my heroes and taking a video of the guy playing electric guitar in union square station

[Hannah @mostlyhair]

we could combine salt and pepper into 1 thing and call it Salp :) ?

[Hannah @mostlyhair]

@ib33bz Thank you, friend.

[Hannah @mostlyhair]

this kinda thing makes me laugh bc its like well now we're just making shit up.

NEW NBA RECORD FOR DRIBBLES IN THE 3RD QUARTER!

NEW NBA RECORD FOR SHOTS MISSED FROM A LINE WE DREW ON THE COURT AT HALFTIME!!!!

[Hannah @mostlyhair]

back online 9 days after firing off my last tweet. come to find out...not a single like. what, nobody has taste anymore?

[Hannah @mostlyhair]

new term i made up: "thats giving me the spiders" (heebie jeebies but shorter). let's roll this thing out ASAP

[Hannah @mostlyhair]

while you're all busy marveling at the "capabilities" of AI im staring at a lit match for 10 seconds and seeing god

[Hannah Crane @haniecrane]

Seriously how many states are there