Corporate America causes more deaths than gangs do

She/Her | 50% of all female murder victims are killed by a current or former romantic partner

[Corporate America causes more deaths than gangs do @mostlyindignant]

I convinced my friend to listen to @dungeonsanddads and I got this text out of nowhere 😂

[doug funnie @cryptoklotz]

-be me
-go to new dentist, since my old one retired
-new dentist: "you have three cavities"
-feel bad vibe, go get a second opinion
-"woooah - buddy, you have zero cavities. thank god you came to us. let's just do a cleaning"
-send wife to this savior second dentist
-"you have six cavities"
-wife bails on getting them filled, goes to a different dentist a year later
-"woooah gurl, you have zero cavities. thank god you didn't get them filled"

why is dentistry like this 😭

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

Anyone in my parents house at bedtime gets a cup of tea and a forehead kiss from my dad.

My brothers punk band is sleeping on the living room floor for a few nights to play a festival.

They are confused but accepting of this tradition.

[Solaris-Craze @HazelnutSupreme]

@bsj1983 @BiDotOrg What did you genuinely expect???

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

It is okay to be Jewish.

It is okay to attend your local synagogue.

It is okay to celebrate Hannukah.

It is not okay to use white phosphorus on civilians in Gaza and Lebanon.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[Daisy @DaizyZeeX]

FACT: Female victims who kill in SELF DEFENSE will spend an average of 15 years behind bars

Men who kill their female partners serve ,on average, between 2 and 6 years behind bars...

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

They won’t investigate Nazis but say one bad thing about data centers and you’re put on a list with every agency. It’s called democracy.

[Praise @tufpraise]

y'all keep leaving out keith porter december 31, 2025.
outside his own apartment complex
by an ICE agent who was off duty
43 years old. 2 kids.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Women didn't fight for the right to work. Women have always worked. Women fought for the right to get paid.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Many people still don’t realize that literacy isn’t just about being able to read. It’s about being able to comprehend, evaluate, and apply the information in front of you. The gap between the two is becoming increasingly alarming.

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

Wow, if you read this you might get the impression that trump is getting ready to steal the next election! And you’d be right.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

This should be a career-ending scandal. But life under Trump is so hellish, it's not even front-page news.

[👑 @King2Eclipse]

Hackers are utterly incapable of hacking shit that would actually benefit people. Want them to hack the FAFSA to get rid of student loans?? Sorry their too busy hacking cartoon studios and threatening to release something people were already planning on watching

[crunchyrugger @crunchyrugger]

having dinner at a hotel bar the other night struck up a conversation with a mid-level United Healthcare exec. he told me he puts over $300,000 a year on his company credit card just for entertaining clients. In case you’re wondering why you can’t afford health insurance

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Friendly reminder that Pride isn't about turning your straight kids into gay kids. It's about not turning gay kids into dead kids.

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

In less than 18 months, MAGA has managed to bring back measles. They defunded the Ebola monitoring program that likely resulted in an what is an emergent pandemic. Now, they’ve allowed the food supply to be contaminated by a deadly parasite not seen in the U.S. since 1966.

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

Republicans: Abortions are murder!

Also Republicans: Children dying from malnutrition, lack of vaccines and healthcare is perfectly acceptable as long as we can lower corporate tax rates by 1%.

[Jeremy Konyndyk @JeremyKonyndyk]

DOGE didn't make a dent in the deficit, but it did bring back screwworm and enable a historically large new Ebola outbreak, so it's not like they didn't achieve *anything*

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

The largest ICE detention center made over $250 million last year. 

Billionaires have quite literally turned human suffering into a business.