Jon

disorganized dirtbag leftist | he/they

[Jon @mostlymistakess]

dracula’s gay cousin iarchmybacula

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man i though i didn’t know where the amazing digital circus was going after episode 7 WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO AFTER 8???

[Jon @mostlymistakess]

“fallout season 2 is too woke” PLEASE kill yourself

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bro said “fuck ice, respectfully” dog are you fucking retarded where does the respect come from

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i’d rather saw the balls off my body than vote for gavin newsom

[Jon @mostlymistakess]

stop watching porn and consuming AI hentai you troglodyte sit in the dark and goon ethically like a regular retard

[Jon @mostlymistakess]

i don’t wanna fuck your girl bro i can’t help the fact she’s infatuated with my whimsical demeanor

[Jon @mostlymistakess]

damn they nerfed that ass crazy style bro how you go from bbl drizzy to plank the board from ed edd n eddy if this was 2018 i’d be having a seizure

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bitch is a gender neutral term

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need to find a bitch with questionable morals and intent

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i always forget that i’m the elder scrolls encyclopedia for my friends until i get a message at midnight asking abt elves

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my little brain couldn’t fathom a game powered by imagination i was so hooked i begged my mom to “buy me dnd” and after a week she got me the legend of drizzt board game set off ebay

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me realizing i probably never would’ve gotten into dnd if i didn’t see it in a diary of a wimpy kid book at age 10

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sorry prom queen i only date schizophrenic autists

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@SideBySamuel @clementiefling1 closest I ever got was a maybe but that’s good enough for me welcome back bearded stranger

[Jon @mostlymistakess]

bro cheating is crazy but being a cheating whore is insane why not just end the relationship if it was that bad you actual retard 😭

[Jon @mostlymistakess]

laughing so fucking hard the area under my ribs is starting to hurt

[Jon @mostlymistakess]

couple of my buddies had never heard of chris chan before i felt like christ teaching the apostles trying to explain all the lore

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@TKsMantis to me the comment read as a joke about those AI “Kratos tells you everything will be alright” and “Arthur Morgan talks about masculinity” bc of the title/thumbnail but that might be me connecting dots where there are none