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bouldering, bikes, coffee and cakes.

[Simon @mostlysimon]

Seems like a worthy use of 5 minutes if you care about road cycling safety. https://t.co/5uvBqn1zAH

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Fucking revelation! Glacé cherries are not, in fact, 'Class A Cherries'.

[Simon @mostlysimon]

Some nights you just have to listen to hours of pop punk with a few beers and pretend it's 2005.

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@lets_try_Jim Sounds like we need to book in some recovery beers.

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Always feel like I've been ran over by a double decker after a rare visit to the bouldering wall. Those nu age parkour blocz shenanigans are no good for you. #allcrimpingnothinking

[Simon @mostlysimon]

@lets_try_Jim @Jp_Smith_ Meru is supposed to be excellent. Bit dated now, but Touching the Void if you like a bit snow drama. The Reel Rock films are always a great mix of short films (the tour usually comes to Newcastle in winter, too).

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@henrycarden Have you been listening in on our supervisor? #thanksforyoureffortslads

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I've got a lot of catching up to do when I get in tonight; 12hrs turning the wheels of industry for The Man, which sadly don't stop turning for festive mirth and merriment (🎻). Happy Christmas from the coal face, you lovely bastards X

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@lets_try_Jim @thefutureheads That's nuts, I've got a massive bag full of nostalgic threads

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Any excuse to relive the glory days of my twenties with my favourites @thefutureheads for #TShirtDay

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Probably the first and last time that Club Bongo will get name checked on Have I Got News For You. #utb

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The crushing heartbreak of realising the clocks go back, not forward, next weekend when you're on nights. Wahhhhhhh #woeisme.

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PEOPLE WHO TRUNDLE ALONG AT 40MPH ALONG COUNTRY LANES AND THEN CONTINUE AT THE SAME SPEED THROUGH TOWNS AND VILLAGES LIMITED TO 30MPH HJKFDSKJHDFSKJHSDKJHJKHDSJKHDSKJHDSDSFDSSDSDDS

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So much of politics seems to be deciding that something another kid in the playground said was naughty and running to tell the teacher so that they get in trouble and you get to go first in the lunch queue. It's fucking embarrassing.

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@anth_atkinson :-) To clarify, I have nothing against either (apart from crossfit pullups, which make me die a bit inside). I'm basically vegan anyway, except for eating eggs, fish, milk and chorizo. SHIT I didn't even make it to midnight!

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Going to go vegan and keep it a secret. If I haven't told anyone in 24hrs is it worth giving the Guiness World Records office a call?

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Government unveils new Brexit ad campaign:

[British Mountaineering Council @Team_BMC]

Ticks and Lyme Disease: how to avoid getting bitten and how to remove a tick safely https://t.co/XtzlYuHT12 Plus hear about the potential Lyme Disease vaccine on the horizon! #ticks #critters #disease

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It has just occurred to me that as of this year I have been climbing rocks for half of my life. Wow, by hell it's got a lot to answer for.

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@T_Stub #athletesdiet

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Bex is away. Going to co-op, shopping list:
· Ice cream
· Beer
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