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In the beginning was the word...

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My prom-posal to my mother said: "Be the Jacosta to my Oedipus at prom"

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I'm voting for Ted Cruz because I'll carpet bomb your grades like he'll carpet bomb the Middle East.

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When I'm at the beach I am reminded of Poseidon's mightiness.

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Hope every has a great spring break, remember Shakespeare was a lie and Bush did 9/11

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If students could not sign their honor pledge with an "x" that would be great.

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All right today were going to cry since Michigan didn't make it to the sweet 16

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Yes, I threw away your test because I hate you and you're fugly. #sorrybutnotsorry

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"Now the gods..."

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"Correct me if I'm right." -Remlap

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"Do you know what incest is???👀-Remlap

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"Romeo and Juliet was originally about a Dutch pirate king and his fair wench." -Remlap