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[IVY @ivymuthe]

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[IVY @ivymuthe]

Teachers from Alliance Girls are claiming they get offended every time the "Teachers Dubai trip" is mentioned.
They confirm that there was indeed a budgetary allocation of Ksh 25 million for the trip, which students actually paid for. However, instead of going to Dubai, they ended up enjoying what was presented as the luxurious Dubai experience through an SGR trip to Mombasa.
Many of the teachers say they only learned about the existence of the Dubai budget through the Ministry memo. Since then, they have been wondering whether Dubai had quietly relocated to Mombasa without informing anyone.
They are now hoping that once the Principal "fully" returns, the school can finally proceed with the long-awaited actual trip to Dubai. Otherwise, they suggest that the extra money should be refunded to the students, including those who have already left the school.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

Mr Speaker Sir 🙋‍♀️,

Since State House is a "protected area", I propose that the US-imported Ebola patients be quarantined there so they can also be prayed for by our national healer, the one who once turned dirty water into Dasani.

That way, if anything goes wrong, the rest of the country will remain safe because the area is heavily protected.

As many as are of that opinion say “Aye.”

[walker 🐦 @motari254]

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[cessi 🥤 @ceciiii07]

me hanging with a random baby at a family gathering:

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

So tomorrow is Monday again? We can't keep living like this!

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Men after the Israel Iran war is over and there is no situation to monitor