Marc Penner

Husband to NYT Best-Selling Author Sarah Penner @sl_penner.

Finder of absurdities, mower of grass, washer of dishes, and wrangler of wiener dog Zoe.

[Derek Webb @derekwebb]

actually, i did it to support and stand in solidarity with my friends, but i so appreciate you amplifying the story. the original post is up to nearly 2.5m views now.

thank you, matt!

[Jason Belmonte 🎳 @JBelmo]

Had to run it back… for the kids this time!

#Nolook300
#newball
#journey
#stormnation
#Japan

[Marc Penner @motarque]

Ooof @united

All those flights cancelled last night in Newark.

You guys did nothing to help. 6 different delays, finally cancelling the flight at 3:30am.

Yeah pretty awful.

[Marc Penner @motarque]

@hemantmehta Because the highest priority in NC right now is this.

My god GOP, you've lost the entire narrative.

[Marc Penner @motarque]

First real-world application for AI: Hotel check-in.

How is it possible that hotel check-ins aren't faster?

[Marc Penner @motarque]

Early morning flight onboard @SouthwestAir

[Marc Penner @motarque]

@ChristnNitemare Lol ... ok.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

New Report Confirms You Are Most Interesting, Most Important Individual On Earth https://t.co/Wzhf2SvSy2

[Marc Penner @motarque]

@ChristnNitemare This is so odd.

When people look at some plaque on the wall that says that...no one says "oh...yeah, I'm definitely gonna follow that religion."

It's so weird.

[Marc Penner @motarque]

Jan 2, 2023 - flow yoga

[Marc Penner @motarque]

Jan 1, 2023 - 4 mile run 🏃‍♂️

[Marc Penner @motarque]

@Broncos From one Penner to another, let's make this HC pick a good one. Please.

[Marc Penner @motarque]

@derekwebb Gonna steal this.

[Marc Penner @motarque]

@GodlessLiz Thor. Maybe I'll "worship" Thor by not believing he's real.

He's got big muscles. I like that. Does that constitute worship?

[Marc Penner @motarque]

@AmericanAir @AmericanAirHelp And now 7:00pm.

Plane now being replaced, further delay.

Future flight credit seems like the least AA could do here.

[Marc Penner @motarque]

@AmericanAir @AmericanAirHelp

Flight 516 MIA->TPA

Would be cool to get a credit for this.

[Marc Penner @motarque]

@AmericanAir @AmericanAir @AmericanAirHelp

Now 6:20pm.

If you're gonna cancel, just do it so we can make other plans.

Also, would be great if we could get our luggage, but that's probably impossible. #hostage

[Marc Penner @motarque]

Trump trading cards/NFTs.

I don't even have a comment here.

[Marc Penner @motarque]

@RexChapman Whoops.