pashed motatoes

mumbling into the void

[pashed motatoes @motatoes_pashed]

now that likes arent public im gonna be forced to retweet everything to prove how great I am at finding and consuming the best content

[eva @_glorianas]

immigration debate will go nowhere until we all come to terms it is deeply inhumane to have such massive differences in living standards across the globe and expect people to just accept that

[jules @gaythotgirlson]

turns out i am deeply sad despite simultaneously feeling the best i’ve felt in a long time. unsure of how to reckon with this

[bug girl @buggirl]

when a cat is laying on u and they are like ah yes this exactly where i want to be. what a safe and optimal place to rest my weary little head…… that’s what life is about. never kill urself

[pashed motatoes @motatoes_pashed]

matching outfits too 🙂‍↕️

[aitana🌶️ @ibukizy]

vacaciones. me llevo lo esencial

[pashed motatoes @motatoes_pashed]

4am: the jimothy hour

[palmer @decentbirthday]

Jimothy fever has reached my grandfather

[✰ @PRINCESSVlCKY]

this is literally how life feels like when nobody knows where you are or what you’re up to

[bONGO 🌐 @wariocolosseum]

it’s very refreshing seeing a company actually push back against ai instead of submitting to it

[KT @cranberrysace]

this happened to me in real life

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

The world is moving on while the USA clings to racism & dreams of 19th century colonialism

[merrin @wowzowee]

I take a sorta European approach to living in Chicago, Illinois

[one guy. maybe more @documense]

it feels so pathetic to have a bad day at work when you work remotely like ohhhhh I’m so sad it was so difficult clicking on things all day from the comfort of my own home. whatever man

[tiba @rozanovarc]

how life feels when i remember reading is supposed to be fun and i can read whatever the FUCK i want

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

“hey dude, how’s it going?”
yeah pretty good, i’ve started to get this kind of gnawing dread every time i throw a little piece of plastic in the bin and i vividly visualise billions of people doing the exact same thing for decades but other than that pretty good, how about you?

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

opening this app is like lighting a cigarette

[A🏹 @seattleiminyou]

If a girl asks your zodiac sign and your first response is to be annoyed, you’ve already fucked up. You don’t have enough whimsy in your heart to entertain an arbitrary topic for even a little tiny bit and it’s ugly

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

If someone works full-time and receives SNAP, that means your taxpayer dollars are subsidizing the company's profits bc it refuses to pay them a livable wage.
This can only be said so many ways; it isn’t difficult to grasp.

[normal @35yearoldfriend]

Wow I feel awful maybe scrolling the short ramblings of psychotic strangers will make me feel better

[Sinfulskin @Sinfulskin2]

The question isn’t why there are over 40 million Americans on SNAP. The question is why so many people who are gainfully employed make so little that they qualify for it.

[pashed motatoes @motatoes_pashed]

my turning-30-life-crisis can’t be going back to school. im so scared of it there. so I guess I’ll have to run a marathon