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Walmart Employee Accused of Purposely Farting in Customer's Face

A female Walmart employee in San Antonio is facing a simple assault charge after police say a customer accused her of intentionally passing gas in her face while helping her inside the store.

According to a police report, the incident happened Thursday evening after the customer asked the employee to retrieve a bag of dog food from a bottom shelf. Witnesses told officers the customer had been rude during the exchange and complained about how long the employee was taking.

Police said the employee then bent down to grab the bag and allegedly passed gas toward the woman, whose face was nearby at the time. The customer told officers she believed the act was deliberate and meant to embarrass her.

Store managers separated the two after the customer demanded police be called. Officers took the employee into custody and booked her on a simple assault charge. She was later released pending a court date.

The customer told police she plans to pursue the complaint and wants charges filed over the incident. Walmart has not said whether the employee remains employed.

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@VinnysCorner1 Bo Jackson 💪

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Texas Man Called 911 for a Ride Home. Cops Showed Up and Arrested Him for Weed Instead

A Texas man who called 911 hoping for a ride home ended the night in jail after officers say they found marijuana during the welfare check.

Police said the man contacted dispatch late Thursday night and told operators he was stranded and needed a lift.

When officers arrived, they spoke with him near a convenience store and said they noticed a strong smell of marijuana coming from his person. According to the department, a search turned up a small amount of marijuana and related items.

The man was taken into custody on a misdemeanor possession charge and booked into the county jail.

Police reminded residents that 911 is for emergencies, not transportation requests.

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My girlfriend has got this tattoo on her lower back, and she’s never told me what it means, just that she got it when she was younger and regrets it now. Do y’all have any idea what it is supposed to be?

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@jovanbuha Jokic lookin 6'2" next to wemby 😳

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It’s so rare to see strangers helping each other out. First, this lady offered this guy directions, and then as a thank you, he handed her some cash so she could buy some warmer clothes. My faith in humanity has been restored. 🙌

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Judging by this person's spelling, I have no reason to doubt them 😅

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Man Caught Urinating on His Ex-Wife’s Grave Says He Was “Just Paying His Respects”

A Georgia man is facing multiple charges after a cemetery worker said he caught him urinating on his ex-wife’s grave late Tuesday evening.

Staff at the Macon-area cemetery said the employee was locking a side gate around 8:30 p.m. when he noticed a man who appeared to be urinating on a headstone near the back of the property. When confronted, the man reportedly denied doing anything wrong and said he was “just paying my respects.”

Police said the woman’s family believes the act was intentional, citing a bitter divorce before her death. The grave marker was cleaned, and relatives have asked that he be banned from the property.

He was charged with criminal trespass, disorderly conduct, and public urination.

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President @realDonaldTrump has chosen Dalton Aint Worried to replace Karoline Leavitt as his new Press Secretary. 🇺🇸

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Man Arrested After Booby-Trapping Cheating Wife’s Dildo With Hellfire Hot Sauce

A Missouri man was arrested Tuesday after police say he coated his wife’s personal pleasure device with an extremely hot sauce in an act of revenge after allegedly discovering she had been unfaithful.

According to the Cedar Falls Police Department, 36-year-old Travis Whitaker was taken into custody after his wife, 32-year-old Kelsey Whitaker, was transported to Mercy Ridge Medical Center complaining of severe burning and irritation.

Investigators said Kelsey told hospital staff she began experiencing intense pain shortly after using the item at the couple’s home. Doctors treated her and admitted her for observation as a precaution, though her injuries were not believed to be life-threatening.

Police later questioned Travis, who allegedly admitted he had applied “Hellfire” hot sauce to the dildo after finding messages on Kelsey’s phone that led him to believe she was having an affair.

“He described it as a prank, but the circumstances suggested it was meant to cause pain and humiliation,” one investigator wrote in the probable cause statement.

Travis was booked into the county jail on suspicion of domestic assault and tampering with personal property. He was released Wednesday morning pending a court appearance.

Kelsey was later discharged from the hospital and is reportedly staying with relatives. Police said the investigation remains ongoing.

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Nevermind me, I'm just enjoying my new-to-me dream car 😍 I hope everyone is having a great Wednesday!

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@uscfan981 I want some of what you're smokin 😂

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Woman Poses as a Sheriff’s Deputy to Get Free Food. She Eats 27 Donuts Before Anyone Realizes She’s Not Actually a Cop.

MILLBROOK, Ohio — A woman was arrested Tuesday after police say she wore a fake sheriff’s uniform to a charity breakfast and posed as a deputy to get free food.

Witnesses said 34-year-old Jenna Walsh arrived in a tan uniform shirt with a badge and duty belt, telling volunteers she was “between calls.” Staff served her coffee and donuts meant for law enforcement.

Police said Walsh drew attention after returning to the pastry table several times and eating 27 donuts in less than an hour. Volunteers became suspicious when she could not name her department and called police to the hall.

Officers arrived while Walsh was still at the event and arrested her on scene. Investigators said the uniform had been bought online. Walsh was charged with impersonating an officer and theft.

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My husband was set to be released next month after serving his sentence for insider trading. But today, I get a letter in the mail saying he started a fight in the chow hall so he could spend more time with his “soulmate.” Soulmate? WTF, Peter?!

He has the nerve to tell me he’s in love with his celly Bertlinda and sent me this picture of them together, posing like it’s prom. I held our family together for the last 8 years, working two jobs in hopes he would get out one day and relieve me, but now he’s in love and doesn’t want to go home? Ridiculous.

I don’t know what to do now. How do I explain this to the kids? 🤦���♀️

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Caitlyn Jenner shook the WNBA world Tuesday, declaring for the 2027 draft in a headline-grabbing press conference that left fans and analysts buzzing.

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@HawkEmDownChris Rocky balboa

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Say it ain't so 😭

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My boyfriend James and I are celebrating our 7-week anniversary tonight by watching Forrest Gump. We met when I was his Uber driver, and ever since I dropped him off at home that magical night, we’ve been together. Even though we’re in love, he still likes to play hard to get and deny our relationship. I don’t mind, though, cos I enjoy the chase.

The restraining order says I got to stay 150 yards from him, but I don’t let that stop me from spending romantic nights with him from the shadows. Once it expires, I plan to join him on the couch. Until then, it’s the window for me. I just wish his fence was easier to climb for those nights I sleep in the backyard outside his bedroom window.

Whelp, time to have some snacks and enjoy the movie. Toodles! 😘

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@TheDunkCentral can't get rid of Bam and Giannis. They gonna average 120pts per game with bam shooting 60+ free-throws 💪