motor

official ghost writer for Tony T-Dub Woodrow

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Billion dollar idea: make an electric car that looks good

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@clairegcoleman You’re fucking retarded

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Adam Kingsley looks like a bouncer at a posh pub

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Is Johnny Bairstow behind the camera in Leeds? Seems to go missing in big moments #Ashes2023

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@Tomcvann How does he come up with this stuff!? #insightful #VERYfunny

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@piersmorgan What about Starc’s catch you fucking melt? If you can quote the rule book on that you can stay in your crease

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Cocaine Bear review: not enough cocaine, nowhere near enough bear

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Not sure there’s a bigger cry for help than playing keno in a servo

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@LiamHolland8 @AFL They want a twilight GF dutchy. Hoping the fans fall in love with the time slot

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If your YouTube ad doesn’t let me skip after 5 seconds, I will actively avoid purchasing your product for the rest of my natural born life

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@TheGeniusTennis Couldn’t agree more genius 🧠

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@Tomcvann Supporting SA made products from across the border #manofthepeople

[Brad Hollis @YehGoodboy]

People act like a midlife crisis is a bad thing. But a new Monaro? Dude, that’s balling.

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@dinna_time @bachaji23 I’ve seen enough of George Garton

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40km/hr is easily the least respected speed limit

[Marco Balsamo @marcobalsamo_]

To my #1 podcast of 2021, Good Footy Energies: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/2VVgPAQtuD

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Just made eye contact with a stranger who was eating an oyster. Very uncomfortable.

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@ReesemaTom Head like a robbers dog grease

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Peak hot bogan girl is the slowly panning Instagram story of the arancini balls at a recently renovated pub

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Nick kyrgios don't listen to the beige boys do your thang do your thang well done as you were LG x