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#federalagent

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my fig tree has a bunch of land mines underneath it

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My sewing is really good as long as you look at it from at least 6 feet away

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Nvm had fever of 101.6 and got 2 Tylenol and an extra 45 minute break

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Love working at a hospital bc if ur sick they do NOT want ur ass there

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Like congrats u just killed grandma and made the hospital acquired illness stat go up for us

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Love working at a hospital bc if ur sick they do NOT want ur ass there

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Retail/food service will consider firing u if u don’t still come in with the plague Meanwhile u should probs get fired from the hospital if u come in sick

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Victoria Plath

[eee @moth22flame]

So funny how blue eyes are a desirable trait according to eugenics because it’s literally a minor disability . Like I’m legally blind during daylight hours mama what is this . I have to wear sunglasses when it snows or I get violently flashbanged

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Working medsurg will have u washing ur hands before going to the bathroom

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@commiegato2 Pause

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This is so interesting to me because he still looks so guarded. He has like multiple filters he’s running his behavior through at all times. You can almost see how calculated each body movement is and it’s really off putting. I can’t even feel hatred just pity I hope he heals

[Jolt💨 @Joltjoyklip]

Clavicular realized that JESTERMAXXING at the club is actually peak fun😭
Clavicular just cracked the code: JESTERMAXXING at the club is officially the new meta.
​Forget the "mysterious guy in the corner" trope or the "stiff-arm drink hold." We are entering the era of high-energy, zero-ego, chaotic fun. If you aren't the reason the floor is laughing, are you even living?

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@twinkdefcon Because the lady always doth protest too much and it literally applies to everyone and everything every time

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Fat as a house need to get killed

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Does anyone have a tapeworm I can borrow real quick

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I also made gymnastics by cece natalie hit 1 milly with the power of my beautiful Heart

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i leaked 800 cherries into the zeitgeist my baddddd

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If y’all ever see me tweet at that rate again just know im procrastinating in a really fucked up way

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Can’t overdo it because dental health but during my August/September scaries I’m pulling that trick from my sleeve on the daily ngl

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Love throwing up in a utilitarian way when I’m nauseous/have a stomachache… not even on some bulimia shit it’s just so cathartic

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@lmkwhenurhome To clarify I didn’t wear pigtails to the beach for a month it was just one time for like a few hours but I paid the price for weeks

[eee @moth22flame]

@lmkwhenurhome I have no dog in this fight but I was picking out flakes of dead burnt skin from the part on my scalp from wearing pigtails to the beach for a solid month so just be aware