moth 🐀 (he/they)

american government representative | send all complaints to @potus

[temmie @tuyoki]

a cat's tail is just a snake in disguise

[moth 🐀 (he/they) @moth__87]

@magiks100 he's definitely making all that shit up though right. like surely none of that is real

[Cpt. Stickernoodle @CStickernoodle]

People ignoring the primary thing that makes video games unique from other artistic mediums, their interactivity, is genuinely anti-art. If you just want a story, ever other medium has you covered

[moth 🐀 (he/they) @moth__87]

@TheRoboCherry @GothicBertram they think he's young hitler like how they served young gru before he was the greatest villain ever

[jolene of arc @okaypompeii]

in a college workshop, one girl turned in cop fanfiction with a typo in the first sentence: "it is 3 a.m. and I is still awake," and I think about it every time I sit down to write something

[Brook @brook_the_mommy]

His name isn’t ratatouille his name is Remy the ratatouille is the food he makes he’s not named after the food he has his own name and it’s Remy and the human’s name isn’t ratatouille either his name is actually Linguine which is crazy because he IS named after a food but his na

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Not one member of Metallica ever appeared on sesame street. Master of puppets my ass.

[jāke 🆘団 @BestTweeterr]

why does it have to be a handjob? why not a hand activity? a hand experience? a hand passion project? a hand event? let's leave work out of this, guys

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

Pirate James Gunn:

[Devon Hardware’s Wife @thatfrood]

i like how for a certain set of millennial women “go piss girl” has become an automatic polite social response in the vein of saying “bless you” but for peeing

[merton ♨️ @mertonesque]

90s band names which sound like they should be slurs: slint, weezer, chumbawamba

[ProletarianOtter🔻 @ProleOtter]

White south african, saying this? Whoda thunk it

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

In 2023, Twitch had a 24/7 AI-generated Seinfeld parody called Nothing, Forever.

Thousands watched it because it was bizarre and endless.

Then the AI said this during stand-up and Twitch banned it.

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

elementary school teacher in 2050: If you milk the Freak, what do you get?

kids: Freak milk! Freak milk!

teacher: and what do we do with Freak milk?

kids: pour it down the drain! pour it down the drain!

[dingle @fortnitebussy1]

Trailers for action games are always like "parry, deflect,

[moth 🐀 (he/they) @moth__87]

@trollface11321 @Malamia09 had a necromancer that was flatlining every turn anyways, so might as well spin first

[Genre Antagonist @AuthorialGail]

The thing about D&D is that most of the discussion about its rules is people acknowledging that the game sucks and works counterinuitively to what they want to be doing but for some reason there is a stubborn refusal to play other ttrpgs, making both improv and gameplay worse