Mark Dunne

I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead

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@Criminalsimpson

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@gillinghamjoe if that wasn’t you walking down Station Road in Edinburgh earlier today your doppelgänger is wandering around the suburbs here

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@Enezator @gillinghamjoe

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@Rubberbandits

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@fesshole The guy who ran my local Chinese takeaway told me I was a “top 15” customer but hadn’t yet cracked the top ten as if to challenge me to buy more. Didn’t go back for several years

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@lukeisamazing

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@dipurple Get one with a franking machine

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@dipurple You have offended against a number of cyber related crimes. Hope you have a good solicitor

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@ScarredForLife2 @dipurple

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@HorrifiedMag @dipurple

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@dipurple Super grim

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@danny_robins @BBCTwo @bbcstudios @dipurple

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@dipurple Ooo, sounds good!

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@NoContextBrits Kerbs

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@LoveRetroBTW

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@dipurple That’s what took Elvis

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@dipurple Uh oh, electrified by Freddy Kruger! That fella is phoning it in nowadays

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@dipurple Ah good, I was afraid I’d have to drop them from my act

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@dipurple That one crashed and burned the hardest. All others are fighting for second place

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@dipurple Reminds me of my time travel banter