i think about this clip often, i never though i would hear a shakira and 2hollis mix that transitions into immaterial
this is crazy thank you underscores
the devil is real but the only thing he is capable of doing is making people really good at blues guitar which is not in demand as much as it used to be
when I got on birth control as a teenager my pediatrician said “this will protect you from pregnancy but it can’t protect you from……?” prompting me to answer and I genuinely said “getting my heart broken :/“ …….. the answer she was looking for was STDs
I accidentally walked into a magic shop and was asked if I was magician and a life I never knew suddenly flashed before my eyes and I had to say no which felt unfair
i ate a bunch of these as a kid and i haven't been sick in over 20 years. i've never had surgery. never had a cavity. never broken a bone. all 3 balls are fine. never been in a car accident. never been arrested
My friend took his family to see the Michael Jackson movie and his son claimed it was the greatest movie he’d ever seen but I’m a real MJ fan so I don’t believe the accounts of little boys