(the) Rev. Ev

pastor (elca).
half a clergycouple.
nebraskan.
parables are great.
board game enthusiast.
he, him, his.

[(the) Rev. Ev @motherevannn]

@PastorTrey05 Every time the parable of the fig tree comes up and we hear about the gardener pleading for another year to spread fertilizer I title my draft "Holy Shit." That working title has not made it to print, yet.

[(the) Rev. Ev @motherevannn]

GBR. I've been a Bad Boy Mower fan since DAY ONE*

*as in the first day I heard them was today and they get my money now since Nebraska won

[Nebraska NIL Store @HuskersNILStore]

The ocean covers 71% of the earth, Lexi Rodriguez covers the rest

[(the) Rev. Ev @motherevannn]

I'm at the small town coffee shop
trying to write a sermon
and some are peddling false claims about abortion
and conflicting ballot initiatives
and broad lies about those it affects
and another is in a zoom call
and its at full volume, no headphones
so come, Holy Spirit

[(the) Rev. Ev @motherevannn]

HOHLY SHIT WHAT A KICK.

[(the) Rev. Ev @motherevannn]

Has Nebraska thought about pumping some nil/donor dollars into buying B1G refs or are we just constantly outbid in that endeavor?

[(the) Rev. Ev @motherevannn]

@PastorTrey05 I've been co-pastoring 3 for going on three years. I'm way glad the Cornhuskers are trending upward for that very same reason (and no matter the time)

[(the) Rev. Ev @motherevannn]

@Aunt_Jesse which X are you referencing? The one when they lose time?

[(the) Rev. Ev @motherevannn]

Budahas? I hardly knew her!

[(the) Rev. Ev @motherevannn]

#xfiles2024watchforourlives
Episode 2: Deepthroat

the cold open is cold.

[(the) Rev. Ev @motherevannn]

cold as in brutal, that is

[(the) Rev. Ev @motherevannn]

I made it 20 minutes into the pilot before the kids started kidding.

Bug bites? Not a chance. Scully's been abducted and Mulder can't bring himself to tell her. The watcher is being watched by the one the watcher is to watch.

[(the) Rev. Ev @motherevannn]

#xfilesspookywatch Episode 1: Pilot

Anyone else notice the dead battery in the smoke alarm giving background noise to the musical interludes?

[(the) Rev. Ev @motherevannn]

"Logically, I would have to say no," is an underrated response to most questions.

[(the) Rev. Ev @motherevannn]

I am attempting an "Essential X-Files" watch. Until further notice, this account is primarily an X-Files account. #iwanttobelieve

... we'll see how long this actually lasts.

[(the) Rev. Ev @motherevannn]

If I (a customer in the coffeeshop) handed you (a barista in the coffeeshop) a half-full cup of drip coffee and said, "could you warm me up?" would you:

[(the) Rev. Ev @motherevannn]

Dark Spot: Drank too much caffeine too late in the day and have not yet slept...

Bright Spot: My sermon for Sunday is done by Wednesday morning!

(before 3:30a to be exact)

[(the) Rev. Ev @motherevannn]

@Aunt_Jesse AND NOT EVEN ON HIM in the way like other interceptions are...

like youknow what i mean

[hamms @canofhamms]

The answer was yes

[(the) Rev. Ev @motherevannn]

@Aunt_Jesse @_kat_hansen Nah, texting is easier lol. But this lives in the "public square"