thinking about professional fantasy author Mike Wheeler publishing an autobiography after finding rapid success from his fantasy series that he wrote to blow off steam while in college.
@wisecvre the third time mike gets pushed off he calls his gf on speaker and breaks up with her right in front of will. that greedy mf prob doesn't even bother to hang up the phone before he's telling will to take those slutty little shorts off so that mike can spank the brat out him ๐ฌ๐ฎโ๐จ
@dios_bando 25 year old doctoral candidate nasa employee dustin henderson who's busy working on his dissertation on applied theoretical physics to astronautics, his phone is constantly going off because his trail of lovers are desperate for attention
@WILLFEMME and this is actually so good because Mike could be sitting at a shitty bar in queens in 1991 while this song plays, and he can go find Will and do something about it! whereas with good luck babe, everyone kinda agreed Mike would be miserable forever ๐โค๏ธโ๐ฉน
@sorceradin update: im caught up and obsessed with them โค๏ธโ๐ฉน mike reintroducing himself was so beautiful and I hope he can continue to be brave ๐ค๐ฅบ