Pebb

Misadventures, thoughts and problems of a first time mom!

[Pebb @motherpebb]

@czyzpizza87 So what ur saying is u were eating a bowl of broth?

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Sorry to interrupt your Sunday but during the busiest month of the year your kids’ school would like them to dress up for Grinch Day, Reindeer Day, Cheer Day, Elf Day, and Polar Express Day this week.

[Alice X. Zhang @alicexz]

Forced birth in a country with no universal healthcare?? No mandatory maternity leave? BABY FORMULA SHORTAGES?! And then they want you to send that kid to school where they’ll be SHOT while police stand by with their dick in their hands?!!! AHAHAHAHAHAasdfj;jgfkDJDK

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Every parent in America needs to watch this

[Pebb @motherpebb]

@czyzpizza87 Pants shopping is the worstt

[Pebb @motherpebb]

@czyzpizza87 RHCP does not belong on TK99. My dad used to listen to that channel. I’m thinking 60s and 70s!

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Why can’t a symptom of Omicron be the inability to gain weight after eating 9 lbs of Christmas ham?

[Pebb @motherpebb]

@czyzpizza87 Lol holy butt fuzz Batman ?

[ʟøɪ @LDCOSTIGAN]

leonardo dicaprio being a mood in interviews

[Pebb @motherpebb]

@czyzpizza87 Everyyyy night at my house. Annoying thing is u can hear them butcan’t see them. I would Atleast like to watch!

[Luis Figueroa @GottaTakNow]

An extremely valuable lesson learned from the movies: Never travel with Tom Hanks under any circumstances, carajo!

[Pebb @motherpebb]

Today i tell luca I will race him to get dressed. He goes: “well you’re gonna lose because you have to put your booby straps on” #momprobs #kidprobs #boobystraps

[Pebb @motherpebb]

Luca: Kira i can see your teeth! You’re read to eat nuts now!! #momproblems #notsofast #7monthsold

[Pebb @motherpebb]

@czyzpizza87 Ughhh i effing HATE that!!!!!!! Everyone talks at once and u have to repeat urself 100x

[Pebb @motherpebb]

@mjk475 @HamiltonMusical That soundtrack is also my soundtrack to do dishes to 😂😂

[Pebb @motherpebb]

@czyzpizza87 Hollllla!! That’s awesome... minus the cleaning part

[Pebb @motherpebb]

Today my kid wakes up and informs me he has no underwear. I did laundry Sunday AND Monday how is this even possible? Thank his for the quick wash cycle. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #momprobs

[Mom Probs @NewMomProbs]

My kids are hungrier when I say “it’s bedtime “ than they are for every meal combined