porge 🎷🐛

sexy and unhinged

[Terry Hague @TezzaBelle88]

30° abroad: “let’s explore this town.”

30° in the UK: “I may not survive this Sainsbury’s trip.”

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

the election results

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

sneaking therapy tips into conversation with my mom like how u give a dog a pill wrapped in cream cheese

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

me having to unfollow the 2001 Live account because the person who runs it sucks hard

[Icy @whereicy]

You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop

[annie @sweetndpolite]

i'm not a total misandrist for instance i think men are great for pirating movies

[A @seattleiminyou]

Hate when I go to someone else’s house and there’s not a cat there. Why do you even have a house

[kramerica industries @hepimp]

trying to retain focus and feign interest as someone tells you about their Dubai holiday.

[daniela molloy @diandrasdiandra]

this has me CRYING

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

I have to remember how to do my job tomorrow

[𝓙𝓸𝓱𝓷 @TwistedJohnX]

the concept of 2020 being 6 years ago..

[porge 🎷🐛 @mothgf]

@Pro_FrenchToast Bet you dont even scissor curl your ribbon ...

[porge 🎷🐛 @mothgf]

FINE Timothée I will go see your damn ping pong movie

[timothée chalamet nation @timotheenation]

Susan Boyle has been gifted a ‘MARTY SUPREME’ jacket by Timothée Chalamet!

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

one of the reasons we can't have nice thinks in the UK is because every time someone posts an obviously scandalous train ticket price, 300 pedants come out the woodwork to say 'actually if you book at midnight on a tuesday on a full moon while whistling dixie you can save 3%"

[porge 🎷🐛 @mothgf]

It seems for my area its remember remember the 4th 5th 6th and 7th of November ..

[Tony @AntMelia94]

Had a gingerbread latte in Costa and tried clothes on in M&S