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[Eme 🍉(comms closed) @marroweme]

Rocky horror doodle that I meant to post yesterday.

[mothie 🧸🪽 @ home @mothiegoth]

i was trying to walk out to the parking lot to smoke a joint and he just Followed me to talk about sewing and make me take his business card like go Away man... the event was great otherwise and you know i went over and took some desserts from the very sad wedding

[mothie 🧸🪽 @ home @mothiegoth]

the way i know this guy from an SCA event a year go where he had his WEDDING (which involved a lot of cheese out in the hot sun all day) and talked my ear off about how he makes corsetry only to find out he sucks at it is SOOO funny

he's super weird irl folks trust me on that

[big money jocelyn @persnalisedmilk]

this man needs to be fucking arrested and have his sewing machine impounded and then he needs to be put into 120 hours of mandatory education on what a corset is

[mothie 🧸🪽 @ home @mothiegoth]

my favorite was how he walked up to a table where my friends and i were playing a game after dinner to make sure we knew he was from is***l like no joke second sentence out of his mouth was that and third was inviting us to his wedding that he was throwing under a pavillion

[josh @joshypooper]

BDSM (bread dipped in soup mhmmm)

[Cailey☀️ @Caileykatts]

We went here and everyone knew you

[mothie 🧸🪽 @ home @mothiegoth]

@local_greenbean dude ur potentially dodging a bullet here i am sooo sorry :( you deserve the world and you will get it!!!!!

[mothie 🧸🪽 @ home @mothiegoth]

insurance-covered animal time? dont mind if i do

[mothie 🧸🪽 @ home @mothiegoth]

'well, since you like the bear hold, you can actually walk forwards on it on all fours! we can try a lot of animal movement' says my PT, unaware of my proclivities, to which i respond 'oh hell yeah, i miss being able to scuttle around on the ground like a creature'

[mothie 🧸🪽 @ home @mothiegoth]

nothing has inspired me to write weird fanfiction more than all the people coming to ao3 and fundamentally misunderstanding the site again like clockwork. this is what it takes for me to do kinktober? fine.

[mothie 🧸🪽 @ home @mothiegoth]

@DeimosHades it's what we deserve!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm so happy for you! :3

[mothie 🧸🪽 @ home @mothiegoth]

coming up slowly on a year since my shithead ex dumped me 2 years into a relationship (where i paid for everything) by sending me a text and then vanishing off the internet and things have been kind of awesome since :) so thank you for that one man you saved me the trouble

[raza (commissions open) @rxzarx]

the batman x resident evil

[mothie 🧸🪽 @ home @mothiegoth]

as a huge fan of the coffin texts and the cannibal hymns i think more people need to start reading egyptian funerary spells because there are some real bangers in there...

[ONLY POEMS @onlypoemsmag]

I built myself as I wished, according to my heart.

[Sabre | PHM arc @sabre_tv]

Cute cute cute!! I’m definitely going to get someone to make this for me.

Pattern from amourfou_crochet on Instagram :D