extreme left patriot (incomprehensible)

I don't want the world (I just want your half)

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

r/ExtremelyInfuriating
They took EVERYTHING FROM ME
(Photo of murdered family in living room, two clenched fists visible in the corners of the pic)

[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

How can you enjoy sex it has no deckbuilding or roguelike gameplay elements to make each run unique

[Shasti @sh44sti]

(press x to talk to fire keeper) ashen one….have you taken your minoxidil today….? (press x) ashen one…have you taken your finasteride today…? (press x) ashen one..

[august @regularaugust]

Friendship (2024) was good and really funny. I liked that they made a movie about the adult man version of being the mentally ill and not in the endearing way

[❀ @deallium]

i feel very weird about you and i need you

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Today is Pete Hegeseth’s 46th birthday. Here are some FACTS you won’t hear from the news:

7 kids
3 successful marriages
1 term as Secretary of State

The corporate media won’t wish him a happy birthday because they hate the traditional nuclear family

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

im nice to women because i also know what it’s like to be talked into anal

[100 @yh_me2]

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound

[Fano Plane 🇻🇪 @jjjjjjjjojohohn]

No fucking way

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

29 year old 5'9 white man reaffirming himself in the mirror every morning: I will be as big as Wemby one day. I WILL be as big as Wemby one day! I WILL BE AS BIG AS WEMBY ONE DAY!!!

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

The great people of Brazil have created many musical pieces that can actually create tropical cocktail in your mind

[にしきのこい @kuroppoikoi]

｢昨夜9時ごろ、あなたの同僚の木下さんが殺害されました｣

｢ああ、俺が毒殺したからな｣

｢おや、おかしいですね。私は木下さんが"毒殺された"とは言ってませんよ｣

[occultation zone @Capitalaskan]

SSV Normandy bedroom, Mass Effect 3. I made love to my beautiful alien wife here.

[occultation zone @Capitalaskan]

Instagram thinks I’m a really really bad person

[turbomander @turbomander]

HEARTBREAKING: king forced to raise taxes on the peasantry after trusted advisor reveals existence of a higher number

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Barkeep at the tavern in the far away village to which I have traveled: Hero, our town has been plagued by a Goblin Prince whose underlings have been terrorizing our villagers. His den lies eastward, beyond the wheat fields.

Me: ok do you have voodoo ranger

[brian @brianonhere]

Chuck: Ernie, before we go I got just one more question for Victor—

Ernie: Chuckster, I don’t think this is—

Chuck: — Vic, Now How do you say “Big ol women” En Francais?

Wembanyama (stone faced): I don’t like the question, Charles, for me, you know, women hold up half the sky

[Lego Kingo @LegoKingo]

Backrooms. Pretty good. Should’ve been a movie about how geography/architecture influences psychology rather than the other way around. Gorgeous sets, lovely steadicam sequences. Freud-Lacan-Jung may have been good influences on previous filmmakers but they are a bad one today.