cáitín🌻

With all due respect in the most unparliamentary language fuck you Deputy Stagg

[spochadóir @spochadoir]

hi @VirginMediaNews i’ve discovered this tiny fortification in Galway and believe it may have been built by some sort of hyper intelligent miniature humanoid species. maybe from Space due to their advanced building technology. please send richard chambers and a full camera crew

[c @ConanGShore]

Definitely recommend being the token Irish person in an office. I can say so many out of pocket things as I am just a silly little middle earth creature

[Matt Oakley @MattOakleyMojo]

You know what they call Colin the Caterpillar in Paris?

[cáitín🌻 @mothzarella]

i am so beyond devastated about sinead o'connor, one of the most unfairly treated and underappreciated artists the world ever saw

[cáitín🌻 @mothzarella]

in my experience.

[cáitín🌻 @mothzarella]

the biggest downside to emigrating is obviously missing family and friends but the second biggest downside is the eyeliner you've used since the age of 13 isn't sold in australia and your stockpile has finally depleted and you have to learn how to use a different one

[cáitín🌻 @mothzarella]

I've woken up in worse places

[cáitín🌻 @mothzarella]

is there anything as good as giving your notice in a job you hate? i bet this is what heroin feels like

[cáitín🌻 @mothzarella]

Told my housemate I'm moving in with boyfriend but I don't think she's gonna miss me tbh

[cáitín🌻 @mothzarella]

I cannot believe this got even worse after that first sentence holy shit

[The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub]

Salt Bae is once again pronouncing avocado in the thickest limerick accent you ever heard.

[cáitín🌻 @mothzarella]

@alittlebitadam pretty fucking dumb x

[cáitín🌻 @mothzarella]

boyfriend absolutely changed my life today by asking me wtf i was doing when i opened the toastie maker to flip the toasties halfway through. in the toastie maker. that toasts toasties on both sides. i've done this all my life

[cáitín🌻 @mothzarella]

somewhere in my home 15,000km away the perfect choc chip cookie recipe is written down in a notebook and my sister WON'T SEND IT TO ME and i'm EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT

[cáitín🌻 @mothzarella]

i broke it