valen

[gah @dangerousgah]

gente é simples

criança bonita = vira adulto feio
criança feia = vira adulto bonito

[하 @AiHHHAi]

انت و أول مدير وظفك بدون خبرة

[ABC Digital @ABCDigital]

🔴 Elecciones municipales: faltar a votar tendrá multa de G. 117.077

📌 El TSJE confirmó que se aplicará la multa a quienes no concurran a votar en las elecciones municipales del domingo 4 de octubre.

🔸 La sanción será equivalente a un jornal mínimo (G. 117.077). El organismo electoral ya cuenta con la habilitación del Ministerio de Economía para ponerla en marcha.

🔴 Canal de WhatsApp: https://t.co/7g4sFrySuw

https://t.co/xFpfsZuXrQ

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Amelia Dimoldenberg takes jab at Ed Sheeran during SNL UK monologue:

“I’m incredibly privileged to have done interviews with people like Idris Elba, Cher, and even a world-famous, red-headed puppet with a hand up his arse telling him what to say.”

[marixana @Maricumaster]

nao tem NADA que vc fale q minha mãe ja nao tenha dito pior pra mim

[julia @eathedocument]

when the first episode of a tv show is just titled “pilot”

[candelabro @ccrazyjm]

yo con cada foto q suben a ig d su flor

[(„• ֊ •„) @oatmealluverr]

how it feels sitting infront of someone

[Jullmer @Jullmerr]

كنت احسب اني اذا ما اذيت احد محد راح يأذيني

[nick @lovechazelle]

putting my glasses on to watch a movie

[tweet deleter @BrittanytB]

When pets use pillows as pillows

[Tiffany ⚢ Woman4Women @Woman4W]

I know nothing about these people other than that they're rich and can afford to properly raise children, so solely on that basis, I applaud them for adopting rather than renting a woman for surrogacy.

[Rheo 🧃 Kris’ lover 🍎 @rednby]

notice how she Keeps going w gentle eyes despite the waves trying to Stop Her. a lot to Learn here.

[ju ★ @wildestdw]

no gordita no vas a encontrar nunca el antidoto porque tu cabeza esta llena de veneno y tu corazon lleno de dudas y nada lo puede curar

[Jessica 🇵🇾 @unwrittenself_]

Hoy vi a dos chicas besándose en la calle en plenoooo medio día!!! Me encantó, hay que lesbianilizar el Paraguay entero carajoooooo 🇵🇾👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏳️‍🌈

[jay @misamoart]

whoever did the sitting chart knew about this

[lily @lesbsccp]

sinto pena da minha namorada ter que me aguentar sendo insuportável mas ela q quis eu entãooo.. problema dela

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

Face ID has recognized me in moments I wouldn’t have recognized myself.

[mai @melanorb]

except one