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ᵇˢᵒᶜsci in ᵖˢʸᶜʰᵒˡᵒᵍʸ

[𝔐𝔬𝔤𝔬𝔪𝔬𝔱𝔰𝔦 @motsified]

Never have I ever...

[𝔐𝔬𝔤𝔬𝔪𝔬𝔱𝔰𝔦 @motsified]

"It's AI" in the comments they say. But I counted 10 fingers 😢

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

How is this possible for a Police officer?

[𝔐𝔬𝔤𝔬𝔪𝔬𝔱𝔰𝔦 @motsified]

Chris le tlabe la ja grootman lena! 😐 you undressed him?! 😢

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Pray for my brother Black coffee 😭😭

[𝔐𝔬𝔤𝔬𝔪𝔬𝔱𝔰𝔦 @motsified]

She's being inconsiderate tbh.

[No Arby’s or Almond Joy Slander Please! @ChefSuchNSuch]

I always told my niece that if she got straight A's I would give her $500. She really did it, in this economy!!!

[𝔐𝔬𝔤𝔬𝔪𝔬𝔱𝔰𝔦 @motsified]

Except that I'm... hello married woman 😍

[︎ ︎venom @venom1s]

Old feminist women with a high body count will see this and get triggered.

[NNEOMA 🇮🇹 @sparkliin]

Dumping her after you make it, because she’s no longer your type, is completely valid.

[𝔐𝔬𝔤𝔬𝔪𝔬𝔱𝔰𝔦 @motsified]

Why are you as a person, drive Starlet and pour petrol ko Engen to Uber people around using Android maps, o busy mowe o dlalla your customers Prenyakos FM, be like Shimmy, build your car, own Engen, create your own E-Hailing, Android Maps can go to hell, create your own ecosystem

[𝔐𝔬𝔤𝔬𝔪𝔬𝔱𝔰𝔦 @motsified]

I do this w the car (driver's side mat)

[Liswati Lemdzabu @lindzmlangeni]

We might have to go back to our roots

[𝔐𝔬𝔤𝔬𝔪𝔬𝔱𝔰𝔦 @motsified]

"I can't wish her the best because she would end up with me"

[𝔐𝔬𝔤𝔬𝔪𝔬𝔱𝔰𝔦 @motsified]

After how long / when do you start to have unprotected seks w your partner? I don't want to say "hit it raw" as if it's naturally meant to happen, I want the narratives to describe that you're fucked (precision of language)

[𝔐𝔬𝔤𝔬𝔪𝔬𝔱𝔰𝔦 @motsified]

It's so loud, inside my head with words that I should have said, as I drown, in my regrets
I can't take back the words I never said

[Bathong Tshepo @TshepoBacela]

Today I was busy cleaning a fish, and when I looked closely at its skin, I couldn’t help but notice how much it looks like a snake.😭 The scales are overlapping like small tiles, and the texture just gives that snake vibe. I realised that even though they look similar, fish scales are covered with that slimy layer that helps them move smoothly in water and protects them. Snakes also have scales, but theirs are dry and made for land. It’s crazy how nature designs different creatures in similar ways but for completely different environments.

[𝔐𝔬𝔤𝔬𝔪𝔬𝔱𝔰𝔦 @motsified]

You know I was always beautiful like flowers until one lady deflower, now flowers are foreign and I'll only know flowers at my funeral...

Authi dlala beat... Lemonka o tla e bona (in Tuks's voice)

[𝔐𝔬𝔤𝔬𝔪𝔬𝔱𝔰𝔦 @motsified]

Movie makers, can we have another Salt, please?!

[𝔐𝔬𝔤𝔬𝔪𝔬𝔱𝔰𝔦 @motsified]

Run Forrest run!!!

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

Little man has lots of fans..

[horse @horsetwting]

fuck you

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

Mambo imechemka TikTok. Kenya and the entire African continent are finally getting the respect they deserve.

[🟥SANGO'S✊🏿WRATH🟩 @DetroitBabalawo]

The African diaspora & continental Africans will unite, no matter what wickedness white imperialists and their loyal black servants may try to do. I'm thankful the young brother IShowSpeed is opening the eyes of young African people everywhere-at home & abroad. ✊🏿

[Menzi @MrMenziN]

You guys look down on the arts but consume it on a daily. It's actually puzzling

[Tempy Pusha @Gert_LeNinja]

Nelson Mandela’s grand children think this is A.I

[Nkanyezi @NkanyeziKubheka]

You guys will see a gorgeous face and think a guy fumbled. These girls are crazy.