kayasugimaru

I speak 6 languages

[Howling Wagner @HowlingWagner]

Male podcast: War History, Interstellar Travel, obscure tales from 70s rock bands
Woman Podcast: Being a Whore

[Jeffery Mead @the_jefferymead]

There were about 15 black people murdered by other black people yesterday..

[dark @darkfang1989]

@ridhima_z

[varrock @varrock]

>stops prosecuting robberies
>makes theft under $1k legal
>shops stop reporting robberies

"Wow robberies are down!"

[The Based Liberal 🇺🇸⚛️ @LeBasedLiberal]

He did the meme

[kayasugimaru @Mouhalermite444]

@Luniiara @InsaneFrog @alleyrat0 You wouldn't hurt a dly

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

*Affluent White female liberal picks up toddler from pre-school*

“How was your day, sweetie, I missed you!”

“Nigga why is you always axin me all these damn questions, can a nigga at least get some damn juice first, sheeeiiiit!”

[Jon @DarkOne_PR]

@Onepeg "Talented artists," and its just pronouns in bio losers that made a bland gay robots war game that nobody asked for just to own the chuds. Maybe if they were less time virtue signaling and more time listening to gamers, they would still have their jobs.

[Ryze Jones ™ 🇺🇸 @Ryze_Jones]

@Bungie #FAFO

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Couldn't make this up if you tried.

[Robert Sepehr @robertsepehr]

@MartinSellner_

[David Santa Carla 🦇 @TheOnlyDSC]

@scotus_wire “Judge Sparkle Sooknanan”…

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

Crime doesn’t go up because there are too many guns. Crime goes up because there are too few consequences.

[Praxis Fall @Praxis_Fall]

@KraLath Socialism is the gateway to Communism. Once you take away the ability for everyone to strive. There is nothing left to work towards. If you want communism so bad go live in Cuba.

You all say how wonderful and tolerant you all are. I only see the hatred in your withered hearts.

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

"Oh, this McDonald's is out of sweet and sour sauce? No need to cause a scene, I'll just dip my McNuggets in honey mustard instead." —Reasonable Blackman

[Peter H. Diamandis, MD @PeterDiamandis]

Pessimists sound smart. 

Optimists build the world.

[kayasugimaru @Mouhalermite444]

@tamiiiihhh @noreplcement4yt @EdomWillBurn Ur the prize tamia, i love me an independent thinking baddie

[Paul @WomanDefiner]

This isn't a 1 off either. The new talking point is "Karmelo Anthony was bullied!". Purely an invention.