kissin’ kate barlow

no, I won’t smile, but I’ll show you my teeth. this is mostly just a Kansas City Chiefs fan account.🍃 she/her

[kissin’ kate barlow @mountain_ghostt]

I still think my birth parents might actually be Steve Irwin (The Crocodile Hunter) and Tina Fey....y’all know it would make a lot of sense.

[kissin’ kate barlow @mountain_ghostt]

@rachiejohnn I’m never on here anymore, but I happened to check it and saw this. EXCUSE YOU. YOU’RE MY RACH. YOU ARE NEVER AN ANNOYANCE OR A BURDEN.

[kissin’ kate barlow @mountain_ghostt]

WELCOME TO THE CHIEFS, WORTHY ❤️❤️❤️

[kissin’ kate barlow @mountain_ghostt]

…….We’re really going to miss Sneed.

[kissin’ kate barlow @mountain_ghostt]

@ChipotleTweets please fix the app - I’ve already been scammed out of so many points from apparently not scanning the app at the right time in store, I can’t afford to miss out on any more. 😭

[Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA]

But not Sandy Hook and Parkland?

[kissin’ kate barlow @mountain_ghostt]

Also, I despise Trump, but we live in a country that is founded on democracy. The assassination of a candidate would be a violation of that. So no, it was not okay. He may have no respect for the democratic process, but we need to.

[kissin’ kate barlow @mountain_ghostt]

Ordered the Shark Attack today…this is what it looked like when they handed it to me 🤣 can’t give you many points for presentation @DutchBros , but the flavors are there!

[kissin’ kate barlow @mountain_ghostt]

@tswifterastour NOOO ED KELCE LOVES UFOS, HE NEEDS TO SEE DOWN BAD LIVE 😭

[kissin’ kate barlow @mountain_ghostt]

You guys I was so excited for Ed Kelce to see Down Bad live…y’all know how he feels about UFOs…but apparently the reports that he’s there are false. 😭

[kissin’ kate barlow @mountain_ghostt]

As a bisexual woman, I’m so tired. I didn’t expect @JasonKelce and @tkelce to come for Butker on @newheightshow , but I kind of wish they would’ve focused more on supporting women and the LGBTQ+ community instead of praising Butker’s character.

[kissin’ kate barlow @mountain_ghostt]

It would be so cool to have just one member of the Chiefs organization publicly support women and the LGBTQ+ community, because I’m really losing faith in the organization and the fanbase.

[kissin’ kate barlow @mountain_ghostt]

@chargers Am I a Chiefs fan? Yes. Did the Chargers win a ton of respect from me for coming for Butker? Absolutely.

[kissin’ kate barlow @mountain_ghostt]

It must be so nice to be a straight man who can just brush stuff like this off. What a luxury.

[Mayor Q @QuintonLucasKC]

Grown folks have opinions, even if they play sports. I disagree with many, but I recognize our right to different views.

Nobody should have to stick to anything. Varied and shall I say—diverse—viewpoints help the world go round.

[kissin’ kate barlow @mountain_ghostt]

I would love it if Taylor wrote a more scathing version of The Man inspired by our dumbass kicker.

[kissin’ kate barlow @mountain_ghostt]

So of all the songs on TTPD, I wasn’t really into Robin until I listened to it and thought about my nephew, who is 15 and has tried to take his own life three times. Thinking about him as a little guy, before all of the suffering, has me wrecked.

[kissin’ kate barlow @mountain_ghostt]

If I were still 22 and vindictive, I know exactly who I would text The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived to.

[kissin’ kate barlow @mountain_ghostt]

Clearly Swiftologist has never seen Travis’ Ed Kelce impression.

[• Trixi • ❤️‍🔥 @EyesAreLiquor13]

The fact that Swiftologist doesn't even think So High School is about Travis totally just invalidated any of the analysis he's done on the whole rest of the album.

Honey, please keep up with the rest of us 🤦🏻‍♀️

[kissin’ kate barlow @mountain_ghostt]

@burninggred AHHHH!!! I’m pretty sure the tennis clip was taken in the gated community that I’m currently staying in. 🤣🤣🤣

[kissin’ kate barlow @mountain_ghostt]

Everyone’s so tired and wine drunk that there’s a theory that Robin is about her cats.

[niamh heard the archer x yoyok ❤️‍🔥 @niamhm05]

let it be known if stevie nicks is featured on a deluxe version of TTPD i will never be the same again