Ilan Jones

PNW Horror Author.

[Ilan Jones @mountain_horror]

My pub stack got a little taller today. I'm beyond proud to be in anthology set in the place I call home.

[Ilan Jones @mountain_horror]

I want to see the 2024 Master and Margarita movie so goddamn bad!

[Ilan Jones @mountain_horror]

@WholeTimeDavid APC and SoaD are both great but they sounded absolutely amazing after an hour of Mars Volta.

[Ilan Jones @mountain_horror]

Man there's all sorts of degenerates doing YouTube live at 2pm on a Wednesday

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@WholeTimeDavid A Perfect Circle the first time and System of A Down the second.

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@WholeTimeDavid Hell yeah! It's probably my favorite of anything he's ever done. That's including Last Days. Complete life changer.

[Ilan Jones @mountain_horror]

I've reached the final year of my thirties and my midlife crisis seems to be centered around creating/consuming as much art (all kinds) as possible. I'm alright with it.

[Ilan Jones @mountain_horror]

I had to block a mutual after getting podcast vote scam DM. This is like a week after seeing them post about buying mansions with crypto. Watch it out there, they're persistent.

[Ilan Jones @mountain_horror]

It's big ass moth day at work today

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@WholeTimeDavid This is poetry.

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@canopycritique It's probably a good idea since I can't spell "assessment" right lol.

[Ilan Jones @mountain_horror]

Got a stellar assement of my novel from my beta reader this morning. I'm amped.

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@bone_exposed I bet it keeps hopping in all them boxes

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@Weird_Friction Lumley was a legend.

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Imagine my horror upon learning that all the unpaid writing I do to enrich my rapidly dwindling, finite existence is in fact exploitation.

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@WholeTimeDavid You got it man! I appreciate it. I'll shoot you a DM when i post my review.

[Ilan Jones @mountain_horror]

I'm always happy when I've read enough of an author to add them to my mental hall of fame. Kobo Abe is the most recent inductee.